Chapter Malice: Scapula
Crash was sitting in his evil guardian chair. He was an impersonation thief like the Joker. Batman had no guns to kill Joker with, but Joker had never seen it coming.
"Ahoy, boss!" said one of the normal policemen. The poor sap was tricked by Crash Bandicoot's thrilling disguise and thought he was a leader of wisdom.
"Hello, my lower subordinate," said Crash. "Do us all a favour and get your booty out of my sight!"
The policeman mourned. He was now fired from his job and could no longer provide fooding meals for his wife and babies.
Crash was such a scoundrel! He does crimes and then poses as the crime-buster. He is truly a cad!
"Society is a mess!" said Crash and his evil mind. "I need to revamp this city into something more genuine!"
"The only thing genuine is my foot going for a healthy, hearty kick! The butt of evil shall die!" quipped a voice from the sky.
Silver jumped in with his abs on full display for Crash to get finer glances at. Crash was so stunned by the marble statue that was Silver's abs.
"Do you want me to do this the hard way or the difficult way?" asked Silver's angry mouth.
Crash saw Silver's knuckles cracking like dynamite pandas. He was about to die if he made any error.
Vector and Mighty entered behind their club leader. "Yes, Silver, show this ruinous evil no mercy!" cried Mighty. He readied his bow and arrow like the shirtless Legolas he was.
Vector did Monado preparation. He roared and spat fire.
Crash sat up and did not bow his head low (all hail Shadow).
"This madman is not agreeing to the terms of service!" cried Silver.
"Why?" asked Vector with teariness in his face. The droplets dripped upon his Monado.
Crash stood up and pulled out very shooting device. He zapped Mighty with it and got electricity into the poor armadillo. Mighty fell down defeated. "See how utterly powerful I am, Si?" asked he.
"Evil!" cried Vector. He did a charge with his Monado, but did not kill Crash because…
The Monado can't cut people!
Crash used righteous chakra thoughts and did punches at pressure points in the crocodilian body. Vector was instantly felled as well.
"My morals are justified! It is because I have the greater strength, Silver!" said Crash unethically.
Silver was so terrified by the foe strength. Silver was strong with ab democracy, but he hated Crash's evil influence on the citizens of Speed Highway.
"I guess I'll have to defeat you with my bare hands," said Silver angrily with rage.
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