Chapter Rooftop: Run
Silver and his awesome gang of stud warriors moved on to the cruisin' good haps in the region.
"We are still in Speed Highway, but I cannot see a single sign of intelligent life anywhere…" buzzed Silver with lightyears worth of determination.
Mighty eyed the life about himself. "These inhabitants are not Michael Wazowski," he mused statingly. "Where is the sage?"
Vector roared in anger. He wept for his inability to find the goal of mankind. He wanted to fight his oppressive emotions.
"Fret not, child," said Silver to the emotional wreck. "We shall find hope on today."
"I wish this," said Vector sadly.
Mighty nodded with his life.
Meanwhile, Crash Bandicoot was sent to the detention center in the darkest part of the galaxy: Planet Courage.
Crash stood before the guardians with his hand in indestructible cuffs and his life on da line.
"Crash are you aware of your vile offence?" asked the guard of the Planet Courage international prison.
"I am a bad man and awful characterised individual," said Crash with no more remorse in his soul. He was a bad evil that must be snuffed out by the heroes like Silver and his abs.
"Then you will be expelled from your crimeful ways. You have so misdeeded!" said the guard. He blasted Crash with his magical staff of wonders.
Crash smiled cruelly and absorbed the powers. It tasted like Waddle Dee cookies. "Now we have seen me ascend!" announced Crash with eyes badly evil.
"He is too strong for our own staff!" cried one of the guards.
Everyone gasped because they didn't know Crash was a buff wizard who could deflect all magic attacks.
"I win the bet!" cackled Crash and he punched the leader guard with a steel fist and kicked him with a metal boot. Crash grinned with so much evil. This was his dangerous plan the whole stinkin' time…
"You are Crash Bandicoot!" yelled one of the guards. "You got defeated by the great Silver because you lost on porpoise."
Whales.
Whales are not a type of fish; they are mammals.
Crash Bandicoot smiled at this fun fact. He then got guns and blasted the sky. The building collapsed and all the prisoners on Planet Courage were set free like Cinnamon Toast CrunchTM, the taste you can see!
The prisoners escaped and Crash redirected them to himself. "I am your new leader! We will now slay all heroism in the universe!"
The prisoners cheered for Crash's ultimate evil idea and grabbed their punching bags to practise training for the kill days.
"I am such a bad genius!" laughed Crash to himself as he sat down and sipped a pina colada made from wumpa fruit.
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