Chapter Beat: Gum

"This is outrageous!" said Arthur as he cycled through the options on his phone.

"What's the problem, my Broseph?" asked the rat man known as After Burner. Yes, he was Arthur's old third-grade teacher of evil deeds and misfortune. After Burner gave out a lot of homework and then became Bayonetta's side-B (in air).

"Dreadful!" cried Arthur with a cry. He looked at his ring that he had nabbed from the fat Eggman.

Earthworm Jim appeared on a lift and walked in with his groove. "I see the power," he said wormly.

Arthur banged the wooden table with harsh effort. "We need to think of a way to obtain all rings in hand!"

After Burner agreed, but thought with cruel thinking. "Arthur, did you do your homework?" he asked.

"No," said Arthur.

"Well, I think if you do, then you shall find all the answers!"

Arthur rushed to his own books of text. He read and absorbed their knowledge. He smiled evilly and got BIG BRAIN!

"Yes, I now have witnessed the truth…" said Arthur with his biggest grin.

"What happened?" asked Jim.

"Arthur, has discovered the location of a new ring," said After Burner as he adjusted the cool red tie on his cool green suit. His life was so stylish.

Arthur went in his plane and called his dog Pal. Pal woofed. He and Pal sat in their evil seats evilly. The plane grew helicopter blades like Tails's dumb tush and went away from Arthur's evil base.

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Meanwhile, off in the distance, the ring was held up to the sun to shine glorious and golden awesomeness.

"I am holding this!" said the beholder with eyes smiling and beauty in his life. It was the next victim of circumstance: Knuckles the Echidna.

"But yet I wear mittens. I guess I gotta wear this ring on my thumb," said Knuckles, and he put it there.

All of a sudden, Arthur flew above the red dude and then jumped down without a parachute because he was the master of every known swag stunt. The aardvark was so menacing to Knuckles's entire echidna existence.

"Hand over my ring!" said Arthur with an icy tongue.

Knuckles made a serious face at Arthur and held his thumb to disguise the ring like a hat.

"I see that you are a fool," Arthur observed with reading eyes. "I guess I must forcefully seize what's rightfully mine!"

Knuckles gasped as Arthur used his long aardvark tongue to strangle Knuckles's own knuckle on the thumb.

"You cannot win!" said Arthur with an evil cackle.

"That's what you think, dork!" said Knuckles rudely and then he launched his echidna tongue to attack Arthur's thumb. That is because echidna's have tongues like anteaters and aardvarks have anteater tongues too because… THEY WERE REALLY BROTHERS!

"Arthur?" asked Knuckles.

"Knuckles?" asked Arthur.

"Where have you been, my long-lost sibling?" asked Knuckles with a tear forming.

"I am no longer your brother. Release my prize!" And then Arthur did a sickening tactic and lopped off Knuckles's tongue with a machete.

"That will take forever to regrow!" cried Knuckles. Then he smirked. "Actually…" and then tongue reformed. Knuckles was back in the game and ready to kick brotherly cakes.

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