Revy
Intro Motions
Bacardi: Revy pours herself a shot of liquor before gulping it down. The opponent performs their entrance before it goes over their shoulder. Revy pours another glass and speaks. The opponent finishes their entrance before it returns to the pirate. She tosses the bottle behind and speaks, spinning the drink in her hand.
Two Hands: Revy walks forward before she pulls out both her guns and spins the pair. The opponent enters the arena before it goes over their shoulder. Revy points the two at them and speaks. The opponent finishes their entrance as it returns to her. Revy pulls out another magazine, holds in her mouth, loads and speaks, cocking her Cutlass.
Peach Heads: A Walkman starts playing as Revy walks forward, headphones firmly on her head. The opponent enters the arena before it goes back to her. Revy grips the large earphones and speaks. It goes back to the foe who speaks again. It returns to Revy, who pulls the headphones down to her neck and speaks.
Ripped Off: Revy takes a bite of a fruit, only for her face to squint up from the sour taste. It goes to the opponent as they enter before a shoulder view shows Revy throwing the fruit over her shoulder as she speaks. The opponent speaks and does their motion. It goes back to the Chinese girl, who wipes her mouth clean and speaks.
Intros
Revy
1st
Revy A: Is this a shitty joke?
Revy B: If it is, I'm not laughing.
Revy A: Time to end it.
2nd
Revy A: Where's Rocky-Baby?
Revy B: Who the hell is Rocky?
Revy A: Don't play dumb with me, bitch.
3rd
Revy B: You asked for it, bitch.
Revy A: Draw your guns now.
Revy B: When I'm done with you, you're gonna have to pick which asshole you wanna shit from.
4th
Revy B: You want my advice?
Revy A: As long as you can hit your target...
Revy B: Pretty much any gun will do the trick.
Ash
1st
Revy: So all you have is a boomstick?
Ash: It's all in the skill, baby doll.
Revy: Like I haven't heard that before.
2nd
Revy: Jesus, it's time to retire.
Ash: Don't you know I never go bad?
Revy: What, like a Twinkie?
3rd
Ash: You remind me of a friend I had.
Revy: Am I supposed to get all teary eyed?
Ash: No, just stating a fact.
Baraka
1st
Revy: What the fuck are you supposed to be?
Baraka: I am Tarkatan, human.
Revy: You think that means something?
2nd
Revy: You're not so tough.
Baraka: How so, human?
Revy: One shot and you'll die all the same.
3rd
Baraka: Guns do not scare me.
Revy: When I'm holding them, they should.
Baraka: You'll make a good snack.
4th
Baraka: Your city is ripe for hunting.
Revy: The fuck is that supposed to mean?
Baraka: That we shall feast.
Cassie Cage
1st
Revy: The lame actor's daughter...
Cassie: At least I'm not a criminal.
Revy: I prefer the term 'asset relocation specialist'.
2nd
Revy: You're no where near my level.
Cassie: I'm the best there is, sister.
Revy: Chang could kick your ass with one gun.
3rd
Cassie: Lose those guns and what do you got?
Revy: Try taking them and find out.
Cassie: Game on, sister.
4th
Cassie: So, you killed your own father?
Revy: He was a drunk bastard.
Cassie: Patricide isn't something to be proud of.
Cetrion
1st
Revy: Looks like Eda owes me fifty bucks.
Cetrion: You gambled on meeting a God?
Revy: I told her god was a raging bitch on her period.
2nd
Revy: Plant power loses to fire power.
Cetrion: Even bullets will turn to dust.
Revy: Not these bullets, bitch.
3rd
Cetrion: You shot your own father, Rebecca Lee.
Revy: That bastard deserved it.
Cetrion: Honor thy parents, mortal.
4th
Cetrion: You should pursue a path of virtue.
Revy: And who's gonna pay for that? You?
Cetrion: Your greed shall be your fall.
D'vorah
1st
Revy: Ugh, you smell like shit.
D'Vorah: My pheromones will draw the Hive.
Revy: Say hello to my fucking fly swatter.
2nd
Revy: Bugs don't scare me.
D'vorah: These should, child.
Revy: A bullet will kill them all the same.
3rd
D'vorah: This one is called D'vorah.
Revy: I don't give a shit.
D'vorah: Then die.
4th
D'vorah: This one wonders how you taste.
Revy: Sorry, but I'm not into that.
D'vorah: Your flesh shall nourish the young.
Erron Black
1st
Revy: Hows it going, cowboy?
Erron Black: You mocking me, little girl?
Revy: Time to sen ya straight to hell.
2nd
Revy: Jesus, how old are you?
Erron Black: Hard to say, really.
Revy: You've lived long enough.
3rd
Erron: Fine looking guns, but can you use them?
Revy: Better than you with those peashooters.
Erron: These 'peashooters' are gonna put you down.
4th
Erron: Time to go, little lady.
Revy: I ain't leaving until I get paid.
Erron: You're leaving alright. In a pinebox.
Frost
1st
Revy: You some kind of female terminator?
Frost: I'm the ultimate weapon.
Revy: Don't look so tough to me.
2nd
Revy: Where did you come from? Ben and Jerry's?
Frost: I'm the perfect machine.
Revy: So you got all 31 flavors?
3rd
Frost: The cold will jam your guns.
Revy: Not if I cover you with bullet holes first.
Frost: Wanna bet on that?
4th
Frost: I will make you my best assassin.
Revy: I don't work without pay.
Frost: Cyberization will be your reward.
Fujin
1st
Revy: You know, I saw one of your shrines once.
Fujin: And then what, Rebecca Lee?
Revy: Then I kicked some punk's ass.
2nd
Revy: Can you cut a bullet?
Fujin: Do you wish to try?
Revy: Damn right I do.
3rd
Fujin: Rebecca Lee...
Revy: What do you want?
Fujin: To test your skill.
4th
Fujin: Did you ever tried to be pious?
Revy: The hell would I gain from that?
Fujin: A better chance a defending yourself when judged for all you have done.
Geras
1st
Revy: What do you want, sandbag?
Geras: To test your worth, Rebecca Lee.
Revy: Then draw.
2nd
Revy: My contacts told me that you're fucking ancient.
Geras: This is my billionth life cycle.
Revy: I'm about to make it your last.
3rd
Geras: Kronika requires your services.
Revy: So who's footing the bill?
Geras: Service to her is the reward.
4th
Geras: Your bullet won't work on me.
Revy: And why is that?
Geras: Catapults and canons could not finish me.
Jacqui Briggs
1st
Revy: You're gonna pay for what you did.
Jacqui: It's your own fault, criminal.
Revy: You put a fucking tunnel in my arm!
2nd
Revy: A little birdie told me about what happened in Fuji.
Jacqui: Oh god! What were you told?
Revy: Only the best bar story ever.
3rd
Jacqui: You're under arrest, Revy.
Revy: Please, like you could take me.
Jacqui: Don't blame me if you bleed out.
4th
Jacqui: Let's do this, Revy.
Revy: A bit of bareknuckle boxing?
Jacqui: Bitchin'.
Jade
1st
Revy: You kinda remind me of Jumbo.
Jade: Was he a skilled warrior?
Revy: Until I put a hole in his head.
2nd
Revy: So is your boyfriend blue down there too?
Jade: That is none of your business.
Revy: Come on, my lips are sealed.
3rd
Jade: You dishonor your family.
Revy: Like I care what you think about me.
Jade: And now I pity you, child.
4th
Jade: Why did you challenged me?
Revy: Do I need a good reason to do it?
Jade: I'll have to explain why you died fighting me.
Jax
1st
Revy: Oh joy. It's Uncle Sam.
Jax: Hello to you too.
Revy: Here's how I say hello.
2nd
Revy: What is this? An intervention?
Jax: Gonna smack that grin off your face.
Revy: Give it your best shot.
3rd
Jax: You can't just kill people.
Revy: Who said so? You?
Jax: Me and my two friends.
4th
Jax: Shouldn't you be fighting with us?
Revy: I fight with the one who pays better.
Jax: This is why I hate mercenaries.
Johnny Cage
1st
Revy: God, I hate your movies.
Johnny: I'm the highest grossest movie star ever.
Revy: Cause only you would do those cheesy movies.
2nd
Revy: For you, it's free.
Johnny: Working for me?
Revy: Killin' you.
3rd
Johnny: Ever thought about doing movies?
Revy: This is way more fun than Hollywood.
Johnny: Don't like your idea of fun.
4th
Johnny: I don't want you hanging around Cassie.
Revy: Scared she might cut loose?
Johnny: That you'll turn her psycho.
Joker
1st
Revy: Surprised your ass isn't full of bullet holes yet.
Joker: I always have a trick or two up my sleeve.
Revy: Not anymore, ya fucked up clown.
2nd
Revy: You remind me of another clown...
Joker: Was he funny too?
Revy: No. That's why I shot him.
3rd
Joker: I could use a new main girl.
Revy: I ain't turning into your bozo bitch.
Joker: My dear, it wasn't a request.
4th
Joker: So, what does someone like you charge?
Revy: 20 grand. Up front and in cash.
Joker: We'll get along just fine.
Kabal
1st
Revy: I'll pop your ass before you can run.
Kabal: You'll be dead before you can draw.
Revy: You don't know me, do ya?
2nd
Revy: So your face is fucked up?
Kabal: Tried burned to a crisp.
Revy: Fuck...
3rd
Kabal: I can kill you without breaking a sweat.
Revy: That's what Jumbo thought too.
Kabal: He had one sword, not two.
4th
Kabal: I'll peel you like a banana.
Revy: So you are Chinglish's brother.
Kabal: Why do I feel like that was racist?
Kano
1st
Revy: You're UWR was a piece of shit.
Kano: Sorry lov. No refunds.
Revy: Never rob a Brooklyn Bitch.
2nd
Revy: I'm gonna do you a favor...
Kano: What's that, lov'?
Revy: I'm gonna show you what fucking color your brain is.
3rd
Kano: Roanapur seems like a nice hotspot.
Revy: We don't need the fucking Black Dragon.
Kano: Too bad, luv. We're moving in.
4th
Kano: What's it take for you to join the Black Dragon?
Revy: You in a pine box, cyclops.
Kano: So that'll never happen.
Kitana
1st
Revy: You some kind of princess?
Kitana: I am the Kahn of Outworld.
Revy: So people will pay to get you back...
2nd
Revy: I wouldn't call those weapons.
Kitana: Do not underestimate me.
Revy: A bullet between your eyes says something else.
3rd
Kitana: The violence of your world is will not come to Outworld.
Revy: Doesn't mean you can keep us out.
Kitana: That's exactly what it means.
4th
Kitana: I never liked guns.
Revy: That's too damn bad, princess.
Kitana: Nor your primitive nature.
Kollector
1st
Revy: The hell do you want from me?
Kollector: My slavers need breeding stock.
Revy: You want your what shot off!?
2nd
Revy: You are one ugly bastard.
Kollector: I don't care what you think.
Revy: I'm still gonna kill you.
3rd
Kollector: There is nothing of value on you.
Revy: Then move along, freak.
Kollector: But your meat is wanted...
4th
Kollector: You have something of value.
Revy: Whatever it is, it stays with me.
Kollector: As a corpse.
Kotal Kahn
1st
Revy: So you're the big dog?
Kotal Kahn: And my bite is worse than my bark.
Revy: Prove it.
2nd
Revy: Do you have any treasure?
Kotal Khan: Why ask the question?
Revy: Just want to get something from this fight.
3rd
Kotal Khan: You are so low.
Revy: Don't think of yourself as high and mighty.
Kotal Khan: I'm as high and mighty as the sun!
4th
Kotal Kahn: I need no assistance from your kind.
Revy: Then piss off, blue ball.
Kotal Kahn: Your heart will burn in my hand.
Kung Lao
1st
Revy: Heard you guys got a problem here.
Kung Lao: We don't need help from freelance mercenaries.
Revy: Care to repeat that, Hat Boy?!
2nd
Revy: Seems like you're playing second fiddle.
Kung Lao: My skills equal Liu Kang.
Revy: Bullshit.
3rd
Kung Lao: Want to reform?
Revy: I like getting paid.
Kung Lao: But you'll have to pay for all your wrongs.
4th
Kung Lao: Your guns will never touch me.
Revy: That's why I'm gonna shoot you, idiot.
Kung Lao: Those won't work either.
Liu Kang
1st
Revy: What is this 'chastity' crap?
Liu Kang: Don't you have Buddhists in your world?
Revy: We do. And they're dumb too.
2nd
Revy: You still do that 'kung-fu' crap?
Liu Kang: My training can't be beaten.
Revy: Until a bullet hits the head.
3rd
Liu Kang: You have the potential for good.
Revy: Doing good doesn't pay the bills.
Liu Kang: Maybe I'm wrong.
4th
Liu Kang: Guns do not have honor.
Revy: Take your honor and shove it up your ass.
Liu Kang: You require a lesson.
Mileena
1st
Revy: Goddamn, you are one ugly bitch.
Mileena: A human dares calls me ugly?
Revy: Gonna put this sick dog to sleep.
2nd
Revy: You got some shit on your face.
Mileena: It is the blood of my enemies.
Revy: That's fucked up.
3rd
Mileena: Do you want a hug?
Revy: I'm not into the eating bitch type.
Mileena: You'll pay for what you just said!
4th
Mileena: Your toys cannot touch me.
Revy: Say that when your flat on your back and my guns in your face.
Mileena: So never?
Nightwolf
1st
Revy: A Chinese and an Indian walk into a bar.
Nightwolf: This is no joke.
Revy: Could have fooled me, Apache chief.
2nd
Revy: So you turned down Kano?
Nightwolf: And defended my people with pride.
Revy: You're a fucking dumbass.
3rd
Nightwolf: You are far from home.
Revy: No shit, sherlock. You got a problem with that?
Nightwolf: Only if you're a threat to Earthrealm.
4th
Nightwolf: You stole from my tribe.
Revy: That was the job, dipshit.
Nighwolf: You must face the consequences of your actions.
Noob Saibot
1st
Revy: And I thought Roberta was annoying.
Noob: The two of you will be my personal guard.
Revy: Never gonna happen, worm breath.
2nd
Revy: So you've meet people I killed?
Noob: They say you are heartless.
Revy: Thanks for the compliment.
3rd
Noob: Your father's soul calls for vengeance.
Revy: He could rot in Hell for all I care.
Noob: You will soon join him there.
4th
Noob: Your soul is black as pitch.
Revy: Oh, shut up, ya fuckin' emo.
Noob: Mine will be the last voice you hear.
5th
Noob: Welcome to my darkness world.
Revy: You trying to say you're ungovernable?
Noob: That everything is evil!
Raiden
1st
Revy: You're a god?
Raiden: Do you require proof?
Revy: Damn right, sparky.
2nd
Revy: Think that you can spare a little power?
Raiden: Why?
Revy: We need a new generator.
3rd
Raiden: Your crimes end today.
Revy: Don't you have better things to do?
Raiden: No.
4th
Raiden: Rebecca Lee of the Lagoon Company.
Revy: What do you want, electro-fucker?
Raiden: To end your life.
Rain
1st
Revy: You gonna fight with a squirt gun?
Rain: The water I use will take your skin off.
Revy: Bullshit.
2nd
Revy: What's up, Princey?
Rain: You will respect my heritage.
Revy: Wow, you're dumber than you look.
3rd
Rain: Kneel and I shall spare your life.
Revy: No chance in hell.
Rain: Then die.
4th
Rain: Your guns will not function once drowned.
Revy: I have a UWR, ya know?
Rain: That will fail as well.
Robocop
1st
Revy: Look up, look down.
Robocop: There is nothing in either direction.
Revy: Good for you. You're a fucking jackass.
2nd
Revy: You're really a cop?
Robocop: What makes you believe otherwise?
Revy: For one, you look like a fucking trash can.
3rd
Robocop: Murder, piracy, terrorism.
Revy: What's your point?
Robocop: You are no longer under arrest.
4th
Robocop: I'm composed of titanium.
Revy: And your point is what?
Robocop: I don't believe you are...
Scorpion
1st
Revy: Hellfire and brimstone...
Scorpion: And my kunai will take your heart.
Revy: Bring it on.
2nd
Revy: So you're a ninja?
Scorpion: I am the Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu.
Revy: Get over yourself.
3rd
Scorpion: Guns do not intimidate me.
Revy: Not even when pointed at your head?
Scorpion: Gunfire is not Hellfire.
Shang Tsung
1st
Revy: I'll take money over souls any day.
Shang Tsung: What is gold compared to souls?
Revy: For starters, you can spend money.
2nd
Revy: You are the biggest scum there is.
Shang Tsung: How did you come to that conclusion?
Revy: Because you rig the game.
3rd
Shang Tsung: Your thoughts turn towards Rokuro Okajima.
Revy: That has nothing to do with Rock, you sick fuck.
Shang Tsung: (Snickers) Keep telling yourself that.
4th
Shang Tsung: Your skills will soon be mine.
Revy: How do you figure that?
Shang Tsung: I will take them, along with your soul.
Shao Kahn
1st
Revy: You're some kind of evil overlord?
Shao Kahn: I am the conqueror of worlds!
Revy: You don't look all that tough.
2nd
Revy: How's it hanging, Jumbo?
Shao Kahn: Respect my title, woman!
Revy: Respect this, asshole.
3rd
Shao Kahn: You will join my concubines.
Revy: Is that why your breath smells like you've been sucking cock?
Shao Kahn: I will break your insolent tongue!
4th
Shao Khan: You will join my army.
Revy: How much's the pay?
Shao Khan: For starters, you shall live.
Sindel
1st
Revy: The queen bee...
Sindel: Address me as Empress, child.
Revy: Piss off, you stuck-up bitch.
2nd
Revy: What the hell are you supposed to be?
Sindel: Empress Sindel, you sniveling cur.
Revy: Bitch, I never snivel.
3rd
Sindel: You wish to challenge me, Earthrealmer?
Revy: More like taking you down, you stuck up bitch.
Sindel: My dear, you just sealed your own fate.
4th
Sindel: Impudent girls get bloody bottoms.
Revy: You sound like that bitch from my childhood welfare center.
Sindel: You will die for that insult.
Skarlet
1st
Revy: You do anything other than sucking blood?
Skarlet: I need blood to feed my magic.
Revy: That's a seriously fucked up hobby.
2nd
Revy: And here I thought that the twins were creepy.
Skarlet: Creepy doesn't offend me.
Revy: It really should, bitch.
3rd
Skarlet: I have one request.
Revy: I ain't giving you shit.
Skarlet: Then I will take it.
4th
Skarlet: You stink of blood.
Revy: Yeah, that was one messed up bar fight.
Skarlet: I will alleviate your problem.
Sonya Blade
1st
Revy: God, you're a stuck up bitch.
Sonya: You want my boot up your ass?
Revy: Now this is more like it.
2nd
Revy: You won't win this.
Sonya: I've won wars, bitch.
Revy: That don't mean shit to me.
3rd
Sonya: You raided the Special Forces armory.
Revy: I was just burrowing a few toys.
Sonya: I'll make you return them, Revy.
4th
Sonya: I'm here to take you in.
Revy: Try it if you can.
Sonya: I can and I will.
Spawn
1st
Revy: A man after my own heart.
Spawn: I could never love someone like you.
Revy: And you had to ruin it by talking.
2nd
Revy: What the hell happened to you?
Spawn: You hit the nail on the head, girl.
Revy: That doesn't answer the fucking question.
3rd
Spawn: Put the guns down, and you might live.
Revy: I don't drop these babies for nothing.
Spawn: So be it. Draw.
4th
Spawn: Your boots are stained in blood.
Revy: Why should that matter?
Spawn: Because they weren't all like your father.
Sub-Zero
1st
Revy: Bullets beat snowballs.
Sub-Zero: I will shatter your hands.
Revy: Try it, blueballs.
2nd
Revy: So you're some kind of ninja?
Sub-Zero: Lin Kuei are not ninjas.
Revy: Then you need to make that fucking clear.
3rd
Sub-Zero: Guns are dishonorable weapons.
Revy: Depends who holds them.
Sub-Zero: The wielder makes no difference.
4th
Sub-Zero: Surrender and face justice.
Revy: Justice? Fuck that.
Sub-Zero: Then you choose death.
Terminator
1st
Revy: You Roberta's brother?
Terminator: Who is Roberta?
Revy: That's a no.
2nd
Revy: I know my way around guns too.
Terminator: You will not out shoot me.
Revy: No, I'll fucking end you.
3rd
Terminator: Your guns cannot harm me.
Revy: I call bullshit.
Terminator: I state only facts.
4th
Terminator: You are Revy "Two Hands" Lee?
Revy: That's what people call me.
Terminator: You are targeted for termination.
Outros
Victory Smoke: Revy holsters her guns before pulling out a cigarette and a lighter. She puts the stick in her mouth before flicking the lighter. The nicotine stick catches and she inhales before letting out a puff.
Oink, Oink: Revy walks forward and cocks her gun. She places it where the foe was before pulling the trigger, splattering blood everywhere.
High Seas: Revy holsters her guns and walks away, making the screen turn black. It brightens up to show Revy sitting on a torpedo boat as it bobs up and down.
Cocksucker!: Revy turns and pulls a grenade out from her shirt. She climbs into the back of a car before Dutch starts driving forward. She bites down on the pin and rips it out before throwing it over her shoulder, creating an explosion.
Fatalities
Dance the Jitterbug (Kabal)
Revy pulls out a PM63 Rak Sub-machine Gun and fires, peppering the speedster with bullets as she walks forward. Once in range she raises her foot and kicks Kabal back. He lands on an speeding patrol boat and pushes himself up to see Revy standing on a torpedo boat. She spins an M79 Grenade Launcher and points at the boat. Kabal panics as Revy fires, making the boat explode.
Rocket Man (Kano)
Revy pulls out a flamethrower and undoes her belt. She throws the flamethrower at the bionic man before Revy jumps up, a torpedo boat knocks Kano into air. He spins in the air as Revy quickly hooks her belt around a latch. She dangles off the ship before looking up. With one shot, she shoots the man through the shoulder, hitting the tank and exploding Kano.
Fatal Blow
Whitman Fever (Joker)
Revy shoots at the clown before running forward, holstering her guns. She throws a haymaker and cracks his jaw before stomping on his foot and head-butting the man, spraying blood. The pirate pulls out her guns and shoots him multiple times before cracking his skull with a pistol whip. He kicks her back before pulling out a grenade and throwing it. As she walks away, she shoots the bomb, sending Joker flying.
Friendship
Revy merely flips off the downed foe with both hands before walking off screen.
Ending
'Shows Revy standing over Kronika's bullet ridden body.' "Who would have thought that a pour little Chinese bitch would be the one to take down a titan? Not me, that's who." 'Kronika starts glowing and the power washes over Revy, changing her clothes and weapons.' "And now I have the power to control all of time... Fuck yeah."
'It pulls into the Hourglass as scenes of her childhood flash by.' "Give myself a normal life? No chance in hell. I'm gonna be the richest bitch in history. But even I need a crew." 'The screen shifts to show Revy, Rock, Dutch and Benny around the Hourglass, armed with all kinds of weapons and gadgets.' "The Lagoon Company is going historical, and no one can stop us."
Move over Cassie, there's a new queen of cussing. And her name is 'Two Hands' Revy. This woman kicks all of the ass, its so scary. And this is just a minor rant, but I think it is a damn shame that there's no video game of this anime. I would by that in a heartbeat. Back to normal now, my favorite part has to be her Friendship. It just seems so her. See you all next time for our only Machinima character here, Locus.
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Revy was first suggested by Straw Hat PiratesFan2020
Beta read by General Feng Xiang.