Chapter SpongeBob: Patricia Strikes Back
"Behold, my life!" cackled Arthur Read evilly as he posed atop his Stegosaurus doggo.
"That is a bad object!" said Darth Vader to Knuckles with Dark Side look.
Knuckles was still green because he had transformed into Chaos Knuckie.
"I have to try harder…" said Knuckles after getting too much E.
Vader drew lightsaber and made power emanate from it like good evils.
Knuckles winked and powered up his already-powerful fists. "I have claws on me Knuckles!" growled he. Now he did punchies.
Arthur deflected the harsh owies with Pal's stegosaurus tail. The power of the rings was too strong to combat with only Echidna and Sith powers.
"This is a bad issue!" said Knuckles with crazy nose in the eye.
Vader nodded in approval and whole entire self being Vader.
Knuckles got a laser and shot chaotic energy from his echidna nose (because echidnas have electric schnozzes).
"So, this is life?" asked Arthur as he pondered two rings in single hand. But he needed all seven due to perfection clause and Dave's stupid rule.
"This is like Donkey Kong," said Darth Vader, recalling the future of Atari.
"We can defeat you, Arthur," said the Knux.
"Then show me that you can best Pal's wrath!" shouted Arthur. He then made Pal shoot his tail spikes at Vader and Knuckles.
They were both impaled!
But not really because that would be too violent.
Knuckles arose from his misery and then used a big laser from his nose to destroy Pal's collar. It broke and Arthur was no longer the owner of Pal. Pal was happy about the freedom feeling and licked Knuckles like a puppy loving its owner.
"I have ridded Pal of your evil ownership, Arthur the Loser!" announced Knuckles like a big host at a gameshow.
"I cannot believe your idiocy!" laughed Arthur. "Pal will never betray me! I am his boss!"
Arthur called for Pal to rejoin his side, but Pal refused and spat out the bad rings. They landed back on Arthur's dumb evil aardvark fingies.
"How can this be?" Arthur said with astonishing eyes from his glasses.
"Arthur!" roared Knuckles and he punched him with hard fist. "You do not embrace friendship and that is why you fail!"
"Here, here," concurred Vader with concurrence and he rubbed Pal's belly because he hated cats.
Knuckles then got one of the lasers onto Arthur and did a powerful attack. "Now we finish our faceoff!" cried the guy to da other guy.
"NOOOO!" screamed the opponent of darkness. Arthur's cruel reign ended now!
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