Chapter Rhododendron: A Name
Tanaka witnessed his dire muscle enhancements. "Master Chris, what have I become?" asked the legendary beef lord.
Chris wept due to his idiotic emotion composition. "Oh, Tanaka, I have unlocked your EXE form," said the sad butthead.
Tanaka thought deeply about his new form. "I am TanakaEXE. Should I use my new life for good or for the evil intentions of the heart?"
Just then, the Green Goblin from stinking Spiderman crashed through the walls and used glue to put the evil robotic Chuck back together. "I have been restored, thank you Norman Osbourne," said Chuck with a chuckle.
"Rashing cattle degradation!" growled Tanaka butlerly and butterly. "I suppose we must destroy him again, Master Chris!"
"You cannot," said the Goblin of Green. He pointed to Chuck's ring. It was now an earing on his right lobe. On the left lobe was a metallic engine that allowed robot stuff to get stronger.
"How could you do this, Green Goblin?" said TanakaEXE askingly. "Have you no shame as a gentleman?"
"My shame died when Spiderman found the sixth ring…" sighed the baddie.
Chris gasped. "The sixth ring? You mean more people have found MORE rings?" Chris began to cry again because he thought about Sonic's gleeful abs.
"Aye, now you all lose hope and destruction is left in your pitiful wake! So long, heroes!" The Green Goblin let out his rusty cackle and flew away on his neato hoverboard that is safe for New York travel.
"What now?" said Tanaka. "Will my EXE prowess be enough to quell your grandfather's wrath?"
Chris cried and his tears transformed into giant biceps of salt and water. "I'm ready to bring pain and justice to this galactic empire."
Now was a hero's day for saving…
Six out of seven rings were found upon holy grounds. However, Silver had yet to reach Michael Wazowski and implore him of his sagely wisdom. Will he make it in time before the seventh and final ring is placed upon another gorgeous hand of goodness or badness? Find out next on HOT!
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