Chapter Cad Bane: Grookey Gang
This is the story of Spiderman's disastrous origin…
"Aunt May," asked the young Peter Parker. "Is she and angel?"
Aunt May turned to the giant hippo that stood before them. "What does thou desire?" asked the aunt to the hippo.
The hippo laughed and took out a laser machine. "I will destroy lives if I do not receive the powers!"
Uncle Ben then jumped in and saved the day. He had the Homing Attack and could run at high speeds. That's right… Uncle Ben was also a Hedgehog just like Sonic.
"How dare you?' asked the hippo. "I will destroy your existence, Ben!"
"See if ya can, homie!" said Uncle Ben as he waggled his index finger with so much sass and Aunt May and Peter were so amazed by how cool and not-in-school Uncle Ben was. He was like the culmination of every awesome thing under the sun.
"This is way past uncool!" said the hippo. She took out her laser machine again and fired at Uncle Ben. But Uncle Ben had the Chaos Emeralds and transformed into Super Uncle Ben.
Luke Skywalker was there too. "How could we do anything without Ben?" he cried.
Grandpa Max was there too along with Rooky-pooky-poo. "It is because of Ben that any of us exist," said the old guy with alien love.
"I will defeat you!" cried the Hippo. She then took a chainsaw and used it to rain destruction down upon the whole city of New York.
The TMNT were in the sewers and heard about this. "What do, Pappy?" asked Leonardo to his wise rat dad.
"Do or do not. There is no try," said the rat boy genius.
"I have an idea," said Michelangelo. He flew on his skateboard to Sonic's house.
"What's up, Mikey?" asked Sonic with his abs gleaming because he was working out on the Bowflex.
"Sonic, Uncle Ben is fighting a very dangerous hippo," said the turtle creature with sad masked faces. "We need you to help Uncle Ben and cease the reign of evil!"
Sonic smirked and thought deeply about justice. "It's a good thing I am very attractive!" he cried and then he ran off to commit justice. "I will justify you!" he said to the hippo.
"I am aware that you are kind, Sonic the Hedgehog. But I ain't," said the hippo with more chainsaw evils.
"Sonic, do not mess with her. She is a horrid danger to New York!" said Uncle Ben who had very broken arms and also a broke wallet because he tried so hard to provide for his bug family.
"What's with all this drama, homeboy?" asked Sonic with guidance.
"Bad day…" said Ben.
"You must die!" yelled the hippo angrily.
"This is maddening!" cried Uncle Ben. He then sacrificed himself for the greater good. It would now be a time for funerals and emotions of woe.
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