Chapter Mute City: Mallard
Chuck was still having great evil and a strong toe and a strong earlobe. He had groovy evil on his self like the sun setting on the ridge of woe. It was as deadly as the attractive abs Silver crafted with his exercise program. It was a single most hideous display. This meant war in the lands of reality.
Mr. Tanaka could feel his eruption of turmoil become a sad stream of tears down his welling glasses. He could feel so much butler enthusiasm. It was like the Batman days of old.
Chris was there, but stupid. He was no Terry Mcginnis.
But Chris did have the power to whine and cry like a stinking loser. That meant he could form fists from his droplets of misery. He would now pound evil into oblivion like a dangerous cabbage.
Tanaka got really snazzy with his battle stance and then did judo moves on Chuck. Chuck pulled out two katanas and tried to slice Tanaka to a dead man.
"He cannot be countered!" laughed the Green Goblin, evil man of the seven suns. It was starting to get like Bionicle in the attic.
"This is my ultimate speedrun move!" roared Chris as he used his tears to punch Chuck's nose off. The Green Goblin ate said nose and became a golden warrior.
"You are not the Green Goblin!" said Tanaka viciously with his abs getting good. "You are the Golden Gnome!"
"Aye, and you've just been gnomed!" cackled the great big evil and he shot coconuts at Chris and Tanaka using his CG.
Some of the coconuts landed into Chuck's mouth and he ate of them with a chewing motion that rocked the rock nation in the Rockies.
"Good chickens!" cried Tanaka as he saw dangerous death inside the Chuck's brain. It was like a fire storm of juggling penguins.
Chris wept larger and larger fists and tried to defeat his cyborg Grandpa, but it was an unknown endeavour in which to appropriate as winnable.
"I can't do it!" cried Chris and then he fell in a hole on the ground and sobbed like a lunatic. He was such a loser, but he was so good at being that sort of individual.
Tanaka exhaled and then stiffened his biceps so that he could deflect the coconuts with ease. He had to destroy the unrighteous intentions of the villains, but he had so many dragons in his heart screaming fiery riots.
Tanaka grabbed Chuck's swords with his bare hands and squeezed the metal into hot ooze. It was melty and molten and magma is pretty neat.
"No! My swords of power!" screamed Chuck's whole life.
Tanaka had a lethal hand burn and it pained him like the ages of stone and silver. "I am rampant with unhealed wounds!" he shouted into the heavens.
Chris heard of this and continued to weep louder. The loudness was concerning to your ears.
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