Chapter Doormat: 12 Geese
"I am stronger than the years in outer space!" laughed Chuck with his madness. He was still angry about his sword defeat. However, Chuck had muscles and wanted to contend Tanaka with them. "I'll destroy you all!"
Chris started to cry louder and his tears filled up the hole that he was inside. He floated like a boat because he was buoyant like otters.
Tanaka growled at the competition and then forced his abs and pecs to shoot guns that hit Chuck's other noses off. But they all missed his earlobe.
"I will exempt you from living!" snickered the Golden Gnome like a brat. He shot MORE COCONUTS!
Chris cried and he overflowed the hole and then the floor was getting wet. The floor's wetness made the appearance of a sea forming inside the house. All danger was escalating like a fanfic with too many subplots.
"Yes!" laughed Tanaka as his abs started to defeat Chuck's nonsense. It was a surprising glimmer of hope in the face of adversity.
"Do you mad?" roared the Golden Gnome. "I will kill!" He shooted MORE COCONUTS!
"More of them?" said Chris in between sobs. He took his eyes and wrung them out to make his tears come out faster. The whole room was now underwater.
"Yes! I will defeat Chuck now because I have secret gills!" said Tanaka.
"Yes, but I am a robot, so I don't need to breath, buckaroo!" laughed Chuck.
"But now the Golden Gnome can no longer shoot hazardous coconuts," pointed out Tanaka and then he swam up to the fiend and socked his daylights out of his skull.
"No, my brain!" cried the Golden Gnome and his brain flew out of his right ear and right into the Galactic Nova, shattering it like a pinata of dreams.
"I am angered by your righteous deeds…" said the rage and ire of Chuck's robotic life.
"You should be mad, because you are an abominable terrible man!" screamed Tanaka and then he used a kick that shattered the skies and the heavens.
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