Chapter Peter Quill: It Doesn't Matter
"Whilst thou joineth me?" asked Blaze to Metal.
"Aye," replied the robot and then they both went north in order to intercept the chaos from afar.
Chuck and Tanaka were waging war with their fists of iron and flesh. They had abs that scorched the skyline for their fortitude was immeasurable. It was like a golden collard that refused to bend to the ill winds.
Tanaka saw a shine in his heroic stud-like glasses. He turned his butler head to see the arrival of Blaze the Kitty and the Metal Madness that was Sonic's Botboy.
"It is about time you have returned, Blaze," said Tanaka with gritting teeth that sharpened like the needles of cacti.
"I returned 'cause I am a champion!" said Blaze as she charged up her fire and flame.
"I am here as well to exceed my love documents!" said Metal with most assurance.
Tanaka chuckled to himself. "Well, Chuck, as you can see, you are horribly outnumbered."
"But still no match!" growled Chuck. He then shot two whole weapons like a raging inferno and hit death at all angles. Chris cried at the sight of this and continued to lose his bloody mind.
Blaze got mad at the looks of Chuck's abilities. "I must destroy his rotten self!" she called as her embers did a whoosh and shot out the danger.
Metal Sonic took out his laser eyes and blasted the water to create ice platforms in which to stand.
Chris was busy crying and climbed atop the ice. He froze instantly because his humanity was totally dumb.
"What a weakling! But I must protect the residents of the Thorndyke household!" shouted Tanaka. He took his deadly scythe out from between his abs and slashed through Chuck's robotic arms. The arms grew back and then Tanaka used his teeth to destroy the copper wiring.
Blaze was detesting the situation so she shot fire blasts at Chuck's legs. They burnt off too, but still grew back so easily.
Metal Sonic then kicked Chuck in his metal face and crushed metal out of it. This included metal.
"Cri-key, this is a mess…" grumbled Blaze as she saw the robot Chuck regenerate faster than a hickory smoke sausage.
So, Metal Sonic reached into his satchel and found his stolen trophy from before. He smacked the toenails off of Chuck and the grandfather chump was stunned for a time.
"Quick, Blaze!" cried Tanaka. "We must combine our forceful energy and quell this maddening display of dishonour and misused integrity!"
And so, Metal Sonic kept Chuck at bay while the hot butler and the purple cat lady got in close for the finishing hit. It was the most impressive event since the Peter Frampton concert of '06!
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