Chapter Gold: Toyota
Chuck was utterly bashed by the great error of his ways. His whole self was a bad time. He got punched like nobody's biz. Tanaka and Blaze had satisfied the algorithms once and for all.
"Chuck, you have been retired from your robot existence!" crooned Tanaka with his saucy throat and vocal cords. "I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!"
"No way! I cannot be a dead!" roared Chuck and then his robot parts shut down like an xbox forever.
"Is he gone?" asked Chris with tears welling up and frozen feelings in his dumb dorky life.
"Yes, Master Chris!" said Tanaka proudly as he displayed his abs for all the sunlight to bounce off of like a solar panel of hot hope.
"Why did you kill my grandpa?" asked Chris's sad life.
"Weep not," reassured Metal Sonic as he patted Chris like an ugly bongo. "That evil man was not your gramps. He was a fiend of looking stature. His defeat was very noble indeed. The real Chuck Thorndyke would have preferred this outcome, nonetheless."
Blaze agreed with the nodding of head.
Tanaka agreed too and then he realised the awesome look of his shirtlessness. He felt like the hottest stud since the alphabet.
Chris eyed his butler and the other two. "I trust fairness, but that shan't destroy my cries. I am totally a real emotional character!"
"He is indeed an emotion smorgasbord," observed Metal Sonic.
Blaze took out a handkerchief and dried the tears off of the ground. She totally hated Chris's powerful emotions and wished he was locked in a room with only food and water.
So did everyone else except for Tanaka because he was an idol of morals.
"I just have one thing I do not understand," said Metal Sonic. "Why did Blaze and Tanaka have a combo attack that actually succeeded like the stars?"
Blaze and Tanaka looked at one another with awe and strength and Tanaka had righteous pecs and abs that spanned civilisations.
"It is due to the extreme fact that Tanaka and I are actually true brother and sister," explained Blaze through revelation.
Chris and Metal Sonic were stunned by the factoid.
"Yes, I am part cat and Blaze is part human, we are just entities from another dimension and quantum physics denote these inconsistencies due to higher planes of order," further explained the handsome Tanaka.
"I understand because I am a full robot, but Chris doesn't because his brain is teeny and pink like the average human. Hah!" laughed Metal. "I am the superior being!"
Blaze and Tanaka laughed along with Metal Sonic because he was a funny man and Chris laughed too because he was a stupid man. Then Blaze saw the dead earlobe upon the dry grounds. The ring was still attached as an earring. Blaze slunk up to the device and placed it upon her next digit. She was stealing because nobody else saw her. Uh-oh…
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