Chapter Avengers: Um Tetris
"Mother, why was I birthed?" asked Crash Bandicoot to Marie Bandicoot.
"You were to resolve a conflict between nations, young creature," said Marie.
Crash was so involved in the idea of his duty. He made sure to correct his teeth through the application of dental belief systems. Ergo, he became a dentist.
"Nice smile," said his teacher Mr. Dude.
"Thank you, Mr. Dude," said Crash.
But that was a dream for healthy teeth upkeep. The demise of relations between neighbouring lands breed a hostile crisis. All of a sudden, no one could retain past luxuries. The ideologies had been crippled by the emergence of chaotic retribution.
"Crash," said Marie on her deathbed. "When you were yea-high to a spoon of oatmeal, you inquired of me your purpose."
"Aye, I so totes remember, Parent," said Crash.
"I gave you the truth and nothing but the holy truth," said the mum.
Crash cried as his mother passed. He buried her in the domain of cowlicks. It was located east of the breadcrumb factory.
Crash sat down and scooped his ice cream like this. "I am saddened," he said, saddened like the waves crushing an orca.
A man in a cloak approached the crushed bandicoot and handed him a silver medallion. "Do you see that with your own eyes?" said the cloaked one.
"Yes, but how do you suppose I am a living component of a future design?" asked Crash with his heart and belly full of Wumpa.
"You must exact your revenge for this world's destruction," said the man.
"Who are you?"
"Who I am is not important. What is important is that you discover… who YOU are." And with that, the man left. Crash clutched the medallion and wore it with pride. He then went back to dentist school and made a name for himself.
Best dentist in all of history. Even Master Oogway would be jealous.
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