Chapter Ultron: Rise to the Sky
Crash joined the dentist army at the turn of the millennium. He had good friends like Mumbo Jumbo and Mr. Resetti. When they entered the war in order to destroy the opposers of great multitudes, Crash was declared a declarative hero for his heroism.
"Mad props to you, bruh," said General Dude, his old university instructor of old.
"You look like you've seen better days," said Crash to his homeroom brohan.
"Aye, Crash. I am getting old in age and I can't see without my glasses. I'm like a narcissist with no mirror," said General Dude.
"The sad is in my heart, guy," said Crash.
The sun set on the horizon like a movie with epic budgets. Lots of people didn't like the idea, so they belched at the skyline and the sun never arose again. An ice age followed and scorched the land with sheer cold.
Crash's friends and army mates were dropping like flies.
General Dude and Mr. Resetti were near death too.
"Don't dye," said Crash, referring to hair paint.
"They must, they are of old age," said Mumbo.
"Mumbo, why are we still here? Just to suffer?" wept Crash.
"Eekum-Bokum, said Mumbo as he made amazing magic to remove several cavities from a young goat.
"Thank you for saving my jaw," said the goat and it ran off into the snow.
"See our grand life?" asked Mumbo to his boi.
Crash put his tears away and then faced the canyon of death. "I can't stand the world coming to an end," he mused allowed like a hockey stick. "I need a plan to eradicate the hysteria…" He took out his silver medallion and gazed at its wondrous glory.
"What do we do?" said Mumbo. "There is no sense in dropping out of the army like a cad. We are commissioned to do our sworn duty, Crash Bandicoot."
"Aye, but this whole war has led to nothing but the torment of others. No side is being resolved. We are just creating a front for the chaos to propagate a culture, to profit off of a war-driven ideology. The young children, oblivious to the ill misfortune, thrive off our daily struggles. They know nothing."
"Aye, but what do we have a say in?"
"We don't." Crash turned to the skies again. "We are all born to die. Mother…"
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