Disclaimer: You recognize it? It ain't mine. Kay?
A/N: HELLO! This was actually written on a piece of paper in class. We were passing it around 5 people in class. IT IS SERIOUSLY RIDICULOUS!
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A watermelon was rolling down a slope, its green color flashing merrily. The watermelon was actually a transfigured Hagrid, hence its enormity. 3 people were standing at the bottom of the slope, ready to stop him.
However, Draco Malfoy, evil and sadistic that he was, wanted to smash watermelon Hagrid, to see what was inside would be like. Unfortunately, Neville had cast the spell incorrectly, thus. Hagrid wasn't a watermelon! He was a baby dragon egg which looked like a watermelon, and he was ready to hatch!
Dumb Malfoy (A/N: My friend doesn't like him a lot does she?) didn't know and he cast a spell at the egg watermelon. The spell just bounced off the shell and hit the caster smack on the face. Just a moment later, the egg hatched and Ginny quickly transfigured half of the baby dragon back into Hagrid.
Now wait a minute. Where is Hagrid's face? HIS BEARD IS HANGING IN MID-AIR? Plus, he has weird, freaky and disgustingly slimy wings. Sadly, it was not on his back… It was on his NOSE? (A/N: I wrote the nose part. HAHA! My friend was disappointed tho. She wanted to put the wings in a more sensitive place)
Neville was freaking out. While that poothead Malfoy (A/N: I TOLD YOU SHE DIDN'T LIKE HIM!) laughed till he rolled on the ground. The nose was on Neville's SHOULDER! How DID it get transferred there?
Soon, Malfoy stopped laughing too. SOMEHOW, Hagrid's mane of hair had transferred to his head! He ran about like a mad hippogriff and somehow ran all the way to a barber shop. The barber was just closing the shop, so he turned Malfoy out. Feeling angry, Malfoy cursed the barber, only to find that the barber was a wizard, and he transfigured Malfoy's hair back to its blonde 'do and spat "THERE! Curse me will you? Then you get the worst hair in town!"
So anyway, Hagrid started roaring about how he wanted ERASER BUNS (A/N: Well, My friend saw an eraser) Neville ran clumsily about…
Thankfully, Dumbledore walked out of the castle, only to become a pink elephant!
Although Dumbledore did nothing to help the situation, his presence finally snapped Hermione out of her shocked state just enough to enervate Ron and Harry, both of which had been stunned by Malfoy they were hit from behind!
Soon, the Golden Trio managed to find McGonagall who transfigured Dumbledore back.
As for Hagrid? Well, after one week they finally managed to find all of him.
A/N: TOLD YOU ITS RIDICULOUS