Chapter Yo: Membership Card
Theme song plays featuring a Nidoking chopping wood and a slice of cake with no raspberries. The Beegees hop onstage and sing to Silver's abs whilst rocking their golden mullets as the thunderstorms strike the Beatles. This is how awesome ab life is, bruh.
SEASON 3: The Salsa Conflict Arc
Knuckles and Vader continued to dig a tunnel, quick before the hyenas come. They made it out of their spelunking adventure just in time for tea.
Vader put the kettle upon the flames. He said magical words: "Abra Kadabra!" and then he hit the dab like so. Upon the kettle, which housed the tea, came the delicious essence of a meal well done.
Knuckles congratulated the subject upon arrival. He took a scoop, ate of it with a tooth in each location, and then had some tea.
"What shall we do about your finger?" asked Vader to Knuckles, closely examining the lack of fingy potential.
Knuckles sighed at his finger. "I have lost a digit's worth of proclaiming my glory. What do I do now?"
Vader stroked his chin Kenobily. He hated that bearded doofus. He then reached into his tea and pulled out a letter. "I have received a telegram!" said the Sith Lord of Darkness.
"Read of it, friend!" said Knuckles with excited facial knowledge.
Vader read the lines with deep, mortal voice utilities. "It says: 'Watch out!'" Vader was shocked, as was Knuckles, they did a good flip and the sudden attack from the sky missed them.
But Pal got struck by the nova blast.
Knuckles ran up to the poor doggo. It wasn't dead, but greatly injured. "These monsters will give us payment for this!" roared the enchilada beast. He did harsh spikes on his fist and nose. "Show thineselves!"
Then the owner of the lethal projectile revealed themselves. It was Earthworm Jim and After Burner!
"Hark!" said Vader as he drew his lightsaber, robotic abs gleaming in the gloaming.
"Who are you two?" growled Knuckles.
"Dang, bruh!" said Earthworm Jim. He took out his earthworm head and did skipping rope with it.
"Heh," After Burner snarked as he flung his long shining raven locks back like a total steez meister.
"I know these ungrateful evils!" said Vader as he stepped forward and got grander. "It is the foul teammates of Arthur himself. Earthworm Jim and After Burner…"
"You say so…" said Knuckles. He looked down at the hurt Pal. "Why do you terminate a poor doggo? I thought he was like kin to thee?"
After Burner scoffed and raised his blaster. "Less talk, more beautiful destruction!" He then fired another nova blast. Knuckles saved Pal and ran away. Vader dodged with a sidestep. He was so much cooler online.
After Burner smiled. "Aah, Vader… I see we have you as a choice for fighting today? Let us progress with your annihilation!"
"In your dreams, Skip Sparkypants…" said Vader as he got in the groove with all that jazz.
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