Chapter Gordon: Gideon
As Knuckles dropped Pal to a safe hole for safekeeping, he wielded a mighty trident. He came face-to-face with the horrifying worm of death.
"I am going to rule your existence," taunted Jim with his swole biceps. "O Canada!"
"In your dreams, kid!" roared Knuckles. He lunged forward and used his trident powers to unleash the grand fury upon the nematode evils.
"You shan't conflict!" said Jim as he punched the trident's power with his gloved fists.
"I have a life to sprinkle good vibes with!" Knuckles shouted as he twirled his trident and then shot more mystic energy at Jim.
Jim kept up his saving of his own life. He smirked at how technical his moves were and how hot his salsa was appearing to all female worms this side of Asgard.
But… Thor had only so many Asgard things!
All of a sudden, the ground ruptured and a dangerous man in that 70s outfit stepped forth from the fiery crater.
"Who art thou?" asked Jim and Knuckles together.
"I am Michael Kelso!" announced the amazing entity. He unleashed his sick burning powers on Jim and shattered his armour. Now Jim was but a limp earthworm.
"I shall spare you," said Knuckles as he whisked his trident into the sunset. "But I only grant you such a blessing as I find your humiliation a suitable punishment." Knuckles then let out a hearty laugh and pet Pal on the head. Pal awoke and licked Knuckles's face with his dog powers.
"Thank you," said Knuckles to Kelso.
"No problem, son. I am just doing my job," said Kelso. He then got upon his flying surfboard and sped off to meet with Darth Vader.
Meanwhile, Darth Vader was having glorious battles with his rival After Burner, the rat man of many homeworks.
"I cannot believe this evil!" said Vader. He used his lightsaber to deflect the harsh blasts from After Burner's gun.
"I can believe, but only because my beauty is an undeniable subject!" said After Burner. "Where is Arthur?"
Vader roared and sliced the air, sending shockwaves to attack After Burner. After Burner used Bat Within to dodge the power and then slid up to Vader with a sick, nasty sock to the jaw.
"You must answer my Q with an A, bodacious bro!" said After Burner with his hand on gun ready to shoot death unto Vader! OMIGOSH!
But then Kelso had arrived and he punched After Burner hard with the fist of every known iron.
"Oh no," said After Burner as he hit the ground and felt immense surprise pain surprisingly.
"Aye, it is I," said Kelso.
"No stinkin' way…" said Vader with more marvel than Disney could cram into a Halloween special.
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