Chapter Banish: Vanish
"Uno, Dos," said Kelso vehemently as he unsheathed his battle axe. "Must I always solve problems with the resort of violence?"
Vader could not believe his very eyes. Before him stood the great and mighty Michael Kelso. This man had once been a hero to many lands, but he was so mercenary that nobody trusted him. Even Darth Sidious had utilised him for many occasions involving the betterment of the Empire.
"Who do you think you are bringing ruin to my beauty?" asked After Burner as he pointed his pistols at his new foe. "I am too out-of-league for many a fool!"
"I am not a fool!" cried Kelso and he charged forward with his energy coursing through his axe. He swung and was able to slice off all of After Burner's limbs.
"Poo, I am no longer a gorgeous intellectual!" said the limbless cad. "What have you done, Kelso?"
"I brought justice to this sacred venue!" said Kelso and he put his axe back. He then took out a shampoo bottle, did his hair with snazzy movements, and then screamed into the air about Jackie.
"I am your equivalent!" announced After Burner.
"Never!" cried Kelso, but he knew it to be true. He carefully placed the glorious limbs back onto After Burner and welded them sealed with his heat vision.
"NO!" cried Vader. "Why have you done this, Kelso?"
Kelso turned to Vader with tears in his eyes. He saw Knuckles, Pal, and Jim approach with honourable tears as well. Knuckles's tears hit his gloves like a raging typhoon.
After Burner went back to standing because it's hip and cool in the neighbourhood. "What now?" he turned to Kelso.
Kelso wept. He wrapped his arms around After Burner and continued his painful bawling. He then took out a knife and pierced the clouds, releasing water from their vapourous ducts, and soaking the arid lands with sorrow.
I see… Vader thought stoically. He needed to revitalise this desert and end the droughting horrors of the ill climate. What a noble deed, but shall the results be in our favour?
Kelso stood back and unsheathed his axe once more. "After Burner…" said he with glimmering tears still sensible through the streaking sky residue that splayed across his chiseled complexion.
"Kelso…" murmured After Burner.
"We fight to the death, brother…"
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