Chapter Told Dolt: Qualot
"Ninjas? What a horrible night to have a curse…" said Silver Simonly. He indicated his abs to the Ninjas and close friends.
The ninjas stared at Silver's abs in wonder and amazement. "You must have the death today, Silver. You have violated the code of the universal boundaries."
"I did not!" roared Silver and he punched both of the ninjas at the same time with only one ab at a time. The ninjas lost their hoods and their identities were truly revealed.
"Diddy Kong and Litty Kong…" pondered Mighty as he nocked an arrow and got his fierce ab life on the double.
"Yes, we are them…" said Diddy.
"Who are you and why?" asked Silver as he got abby to the maximum. Vector thought deep thoughts about the heroism.
"We became ninjas to spy and glean info," said Diddy. "My brother Litty and I wish of you to be dead, Silver." He took his gun and fired.
Silver gasped as the peanut hit his chest and gave him a major owie. "OW!" he cried and collapsed.
"Silver, no!" cried Vector. "I cannot have another one of my dearly beloved fall to the evil gripping darkness!"
"You flawed humans!" growled Mighty as he shot his sacred arrow into Diddy and Litty's hats. The hats were felled and bled banana residue.
"Oh my!" wailed Diddy. He and Litty embraced and wept. "Now our hats have died and we will now get our revenge."
"In your dreams, tightwad!" said Mighty. He got his arrows into bombs and shot the fires of justice onto the battlefield.
"You fool!" said Diddy. "My brother and I have excelled in a new technique."
Mighty and Omega teamed up whilst Vector cradled the dying ab-master in his muscular crocodile biceps.
"This ninja ability was passed down by the Ninja Kongs since the Bronze Age! You will now learn our power as we condition your response!"
Diddy and Litty then did the Fusion Dance. They merged into one single entity that looked like Donkey Kong, but golden and much hotter than Chris Hemsworth.
"Oh tush…" gasped Mighty.
"Gosh," said Omega. He readied his blaster hands. "Shall we do this?"
"We must for the good of humanity and for our fallen brethren," said Mighty with his most heroic eyeball ever.
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