Chapter Less: Break the Targets!
"Oy, how the weak fall!" said the fearsome Kong fusion. He saluted to the future empire of chaos.
"This is a disrespect to any single banana that grows upon the trees of Jungle Japes!" said Mighty to the heavens.
"Yes, it is," replied the heavens.
"How do we defeat them, guy?" asked Omega.
"I do not have that sort of awareness," said Mighty's whole mighty heart.
"Dang…" said Omega.
"You cannot win because our abs have granted us strength!" said the Kong.
"Unless, I can use my arrows of justice!" said Mighty and he shot the most righteous arrow ever. The Kong caught it between his teeth and split it in twain with a single flexing of the chiseled simian jawline.
"Doom!" said the Kong and then the world got gloom out of its ears.
"We must destroy it!" said Omega with Elrond tones.
"Then shall we use our own fusion?" said Mighty.
Omega gasped. It was true that fusion could be accomplished based on the three principles of the Central Borealis Theorem posited by Sir Isaac Newton's brother Chandler Newton.
1. Can't lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
2. Abs are an absolution.
3. Because I stinkin' said so.
So Mighty and Omega did the Fusion Dance and transformed into the most totally coolest thing ever.
"Hark! An armadillo robot!" said Silver. "It is like the rains of the Sahara!"
"We are one!" said the new fusion. "We are… OMIGHTY!"
"Holy mackerel…" said Vector as his own abs glinted in Omighty's aural rays.
"You think you are a tough individual, but you have yet glimpsed my might!" said the Kong of destruction.
"Dream On" by Aerosmith plays in the background
"Avenge the fallen!" roared Silver as his abs let loose the energy of a thousand supernovas.
Omighty swallowed the energy whole and then his own abs got beefier and more powerful. Omighty flexed his wholesome cyborg biceps and then took off with the solar radiance of his newfound power. He launched into the Kong and blasted him with blistering fury. The punch was like a sack full of oatmeal and vampires. The Kong abomination was destroyed a million times over from multiverse to multiverse. This was the true meaning of the holiday.
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