Chapter Line: Iron Ingot
"Who are you really, Macy?" asked Captain Falcon.
Mace Windu took off his cowboy hat and revealed his mighty bald head. He took off his baldness and gave to Captain Falcon's helmet of it. Captain Falcon sensed a fear in his ear.
"What is going on here?" asked Ray as he read the holy part about turkeys.
"This is a purpose of Falcon!" said Mace Windu. He took of a carrot and broke it heinously.
"Windu, why?" asked Nick Fury with a slight tear running from under his real eye and dripping.
"Do not cry, my powerful!" announced Window as he put his tones on the stereos. It got very loud and made everyone hate their own ears, especially Blaze's sensitive cat audio.
"Ow!" said Blaze with ultimate sensitivity.
Mace took a careful hint at Blaze's unearthly pain and lowered the volume. He ate a delicious soup and used the spoon to examine Blaze's ear canals. "AHA!" he screamed as he saw the horrid culprit. "Blaze's brain has been halved and now she is half-unsmart!"
"Not a gnarly thing!" said Falcon as he looked in the ear too. He saw the half was like a werewolf brain.
"What do we do? Ella stole half of it," said Blaze with sincere fret.
"We gotta get it away from Ella for Ella is evil!" cried Frozone. He used his ice powers to ski to a secret base in London.
The queen was there and holding a cake for Frozone. "Hello, friendly hero!" said the queen to the amazing super guy.
"Ahoy, Queen! We need your entire country's aid in this serious mission!" said Frozone to the queen.
"What do?" asked the queen, petting a loyal corgi.
"Blaze the Cat has had her brain captured by the evildoers of this land! Will you help us procure the stolen hemisphere?" Frozone was leaking ice cubes from his eyes for added emotional effects.
"Aye." The queen arose and took out her magic spell book. She created a magic potion that could douse the evils and corruptions of all ne'er-do-wells. "If you do see Ella, then use this antidote to quell her madness."
Frozone took of the liquid essence. "A pleasure, your Highness!" He bolted out of the castle with his ice and did a loop that shocked millions. Frozone was the coolest superhero since Silver's yesterday abs.
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