Chapter Boar: Good Things
Silver was running like the running man. He was like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of all Sonic. His abs gleamed the same way, but better.
"Man, my running sure is getting muddy!" Silver noted as he looked at the ground. The dew from glorious days of rain were mingling with the earth. Now the ground was marshy and shrouded Silver's grand boots with the grime of time.
Silver gasped as he saw approachers. "Who are you people?" asked the Hedgeboy.
"We are intellectuals," said the group all at once like the Delightful Children from Down the Lane from Codename: Kids Next Door on Cartoon Network this Saturday Morning at 9.
"Halt, intellectuals! I am searching for a ring!" said Silver. "Mine was stolen from me by a bad mage woman. She had the hair of evil in her life!"
"And how do you know that your own hair isn't also evil," asked them.
"Oh shoot, you're right…" said Silver. He wept. The group of five units approached more and laid caring hands upon Silver's muscular shoulders. All five of them cried and let their tears mixed with Silver's to produce a chariot of wonder. The chariot withdrew from Silver's eyes and a cloaked man with a beard sat in the chariot, holding onto the fiery horses' reins.
"Who are you?" asked Silver to the man.
The man chuckled and smiled and gave Silver life in his thinking holy heart. "I am Gandalf and I'm here to kick butt and take names, homie."
"Excellente!" said Silver as he wiped his abs of the stray tears and stood up with strong looking powers.
The Intellectuals backed away from Silver and gave him their blessings.
"Thank you for these blessings," said Silver and he ate all the blessings in a fraction of some minutes.
"Come into my chariot, lad," said Gandalf to the abbed one.
"Thank you, Gandalf," said Silver and he planted his back seat on the back seat.
Gandalf whistled and his horses listened. The began revving up like Yusei's Turbo Duel and flew into the clouds. "Tell me your ills, Silver the Hedgehog," said the glistening beardo.
"How do you know my name, Gandalf?" said Silver surprised.
"Oh, I know the names of all the righteous creatures on the planet. I am Santa Claus's brother so that explains everything, yes?"
"That does indeed do the job right, daddy-o." And so, Silver decided to take a little napnap in the back seat and thought about how his abs would preserve humanity and beyond.
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