Chapter Yololololo: Lolo Gets His Groove On
The hatchet dropped and the tree fell. Several squirrels scurried away from the arboreal ruins.
The wood of the tree was confiscated and brought back to base. After a while, more hatchets swung to and fro, eliciting more and more cords of lumber as the searing sun scorched the busy hills.
"Work faster, slaves!" laughed a cocky bald man with a bald head baldly. He was so totally a rude person which meant that he was a villain. Please don't develop a crush on him because he is a very bad man.
Knuckles slammed his toe onto the hillside and made his presence known. "HA!" he cried with his nose positioned in the sunny skies with raisin-flavoured essence. He turned his attention to the underpaid workers. "Who isn't paying you guys?"
The dudes pointed to the bald man.
"I see…" said Knuckles. He winded his fists up and walked over to the bald man, producing attitude and justice from his footsteps.
"What do you want, knucklehead?" asked the baldy.
"You have encroached upon health!" said Knuckles. "Do you have a wish to defy justice, you evil rude person?"
"Yes!" said the bald. He drew his katana and hacked Knuckles's head clean off. The head rolled into the lumber fields and the servants freaked out and cried. The bad guy laughed and ate an apple juice.
"Holy cow, Knuckles is totally dead!" said Vader as he, Jim, Kelso, and Pal watched from behind a hiding stump.
"But this fic needs Sonic characters in order to be in the Sonic category!" said Jim the limp earthworm.
"No prob," said Kelso. He readied his mighty magical staff and cast mystic lightning into the clouds. Some ears and quills descended and landed atop Kelso's head. "I have done it!"
"What did he do?" asked Jim.
"Woof!" woofed Pal of the woof.
"Oh my tarnation, he became the ultimate being!" cried Vader in outcry.
"Yes, I have become… Kelso the Hedgehog!"
BURN!
"What was that awful sound?" asked the bald fellow as he turned to the fiery hills. The hills were on fire. The blazing hills were aflame. All embers scorched the grass blades, forming an infernal storm of heated chaos. It was hot, but not as hot as Brock.
Kelso landed in front of the bald man. "I shall own you now, evildoer!" he shouted, baring his hedgehog fangs.
"Is this supposed to be a challenge? Really?" The opposer laughed and threw his head back. "You die today. Just like that echidna mongrel!" And with that, he brandished his very dangerous measuring stick. "I am Baldi, you are hedgehog…"
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