Chapter Tiffany: Breakfast
Blaze had the returning life to the house where things happened. She saw the sleeping Sonic snooze the most. He lay on the bed like a good quiet lad with snores and dreams.
"See him sleep, eh?" asked Jet the Hawk as he sat with two scones in each winged hand. He handed a tea kettle to Metal Sonic with his third hand. Metal Sonic accepted the device and shook his fourth hand.
"Marvelous," said Blaze with love for fancy looks.
"What happened to your life thing, Catwoman?" asked Jet in his horrifying voice.
"I will tell you," said Blaze and she told the tale of evil Chuck robots and her Tanaka relations. She spoke of the hills and streams and how you can do a BLJ and get major speed boosts. This makes you faster than Sonic's whole ugly hedgehog life.
"Aye, and did you get more rings?" asked Jet seeing her rings.
Blaze hid her hand in a box of mayonnaise. "Do not catch your eyes onto my hand, cad!"
Jet felt ashamed for having looked at a true princess. He quickly buttered his toast with the mayo.
Metal Sonic saw the sad state of Jet's talons. He turned to Blaze and offered twelve pretzel units of which she took a devouring munch of three.
Sonic snored in Morse code. Metal deciphered the message. "Uh-oh," he said.
"What's up, bolt-brain?" asked Jet.
Metal cried with his tears streaming like Netflix's greatest hits.
Blaze placed her caring cat hand onto Metal's robotic ear of wisdom. "Speak truth and do not fret!" she said with keen hearts.
"I am grateful for your love," said Metal. "I am trying hard to learn about love too!"
"What does Sonic speak!?" roared Jet, slamming his almanac shut.
"Sonic says that a horrible force has been premonitioned by his hedgy heart!" said the weepy blue robot.
"I am hearing you talk," said Blaze. She examined the statement of Metal's relayed message and thought very, very deeply about it.
"Shall we come to a conclusion?" asked Jet, saddling up his boys and drawing a hard line.
"Justice is the one thing, boyo," said Blaze. She got her cowboy hat and keytar. She kicked open the door with her fire. She was about to leave, but gasped loudly seventeen times because she saw a mysterious arrival at the door.
It was the UPS! America's most trusted delivery fellows!
"Hello, UPS," said Blaze, recalling how FeDex is a hotter alternative.
"I have come with this here gift!" said the UPS guy.
Jet examined the door and the man at the door. The package he held with both hands was larger than life.
"What's in the box?" asked Metal with the idea of righteous movie quotes to spice up dreary lives.
The UPS guy opened the package with his pizza knife. Inside sat more heroic duty. It was Tanaka, Chris, Captain Falcon, and the SLJ Bros.
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