Chapter Zombie Day: Beast
"We have arrived to spread heroics," said Tanaka, removing he and his compadres from within the package. He bid the UPS guy adieu and the fellow dissipated into the aether.
"What is meaning?" asked Blaze with the arms of fire crossed.
"Sister, we come to bare horrible news," said Tanaka, bowing with his tears not visible because Chris had already eaten them for his own Thorndyke purposes.
"Hello," said Frozone because he was a prominent character. Deal with it.
"Hi," said Metal Sonic to the prominent character.
Tanaka took out his really awesome wristwatch and showed to his sister and her friends the deep dangers incurred by tampering with the rings. "See on my watch!" said he.
"Holy cow," said Blaze as she seed. "I see horrors!"
Indeed, it was the fact that Chuck Thorndyke was dead, but robotic, but he had a robot part in him that served as a tracking beacon.
"Somebody, or something… is comin' to kill our souls!" said Tanaka with really serious action hero tones. His pecs shimmered in the sunlight and danced like magic rays of the gods.
"Rash behaviour shall not be tolerated," said Mace Windu. "If all everybody gets dead, then we shall have no hope in protecting gorgeous love for all."
"Preservation of such is muy importante," said Nick Fury.
"Buttz, man…" growled Blaze. She kicked a bucket of wood shavings over. Except for the bucket was a pail, so it was actually a pail of wood shavings.
"What shall we do now, bros and single sis?" asked Tanaka with his mighty abs crunching the numbers.
"Not now," said Blaze, looking at her gorgeous fingies. She delighted in the greatness of her rings. "I have to go to the spa and chillax to the max." She grabbed a lobster and stuck it in Chris's hair. "Take of the rich child and make sure he is here tomorrow morning. Then we shall be going on the most righteous journey of our lives…"
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