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Blaze put a keycard in the door like Solid Snake does when he has to be the stealthiest mission dude for the government. Blaze accessed the spa and got a better manicure than you ever did.
"Congrats on your rings," said the manicure robot. "Did you get them from bae?"
"Nay, my bae is being in a standstill for selective qualities," announced the Blaze.
Many of the robots gasped. "Is this for the case of a missing boyfriend?" they asked.
"No, I just have become free of the chicky-babe system. I shall now choose my spouse evermore!" She shot fire out of her hands and melted the robots. She recycled their metal to make a very special fork. She sold the fork to a poor turtle outside and the turtle was very grateful because now he could eat salad with his fork.
"Blaze, you are a good lady," said the turtle. "Why don't you become the president?"
"Because I was not born in the USA," said Blaze with Brucing thoughts.
Blaze went to the Jacuzzi and took a dive in the aquatic mine. It once was a coal pit, but now it was a water ride. Blaze sat back and enjoyed the life and did the things she liked doing like eating strawberries.
"Are those strawberries good?" asked her friend Marine the Raccoon who had just stopped by.
"Marine, why are you in this spa? Go away," said Blaze angrily as she rapidly consumed every strawberry.
Marine thought sadly about the decline of strawberries these days. She dove into the water and pulled out a laser pistol. "I am now a pirate, Blaze!"
"Holy stinkin' Squeak Squad!" cried Blaze. She guarded her rings with her life.
"You must unhand those valuables or I will make you have a serious headache," said Marine like Tails when he went mucho loco in Chapter OP: Arm Riddance.
Blaze took out a barrel that was underwater and chucked it like Donkey Kong, but she was female, so she was more like Candy Kong, but Candy Kong can't throw barrels, so she was more so Dixie. "BANANA SLAMMA!" she announced with catness, but not the one from Hungry Gamers.
"You are atrocious!" shouted Marine as she shot the barrel with her shoot. The barrel exploded because of TNT. It was like a Creeper.
"Aw man…" Blaze said as she grabbed her towel and dried her hair because that is more important than running for your life.
Marine really liked Blaze's hair because it looked like a corn and not like a cabbage. Marine loved corn almost more than Larry the Cucumber. Marine had a lot of vegetable enthusiasm.
Blaze called up security with her CELLULAR DEVICE. A bunch of robots came into the room and pointed their rocket launchers at the fearsome pirate individual.
"Blaze, you are making a mistake by having those rings in hand," said Marine getting her handcuffs on and going to prison.
"I love my rings," said Blaze, examining her fancy digits. She screamed when she saw her life. It was purple like that really cool Dracula dude on Sesame Seed Alley.
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