Chapter Wannabe: Bunny
"Doom is a life of you!" shrieked Baldi's bald energy. He used mighty of meter stick to destroy hearts and power.
Kelso winced at the pain Baldi was doing to the environment. Trees were getting rotten everywhere. "This is so bad, but not in the 80's way." That's because Kelso is that 70's.
Pal barked and bit Baldi on his shoed foot.
"He just kicked a puppy!" cried Knuckles, putting two and two together (which makes four).
"I see…" said Vader, cleaning the eyes on his mask with a nice cloth he won at the county fair. He revved up his lightsaber and dashed up to Baldi. He slashed with so much extra power that it was like a fourteen-flavoured tuna dip.
Baldi combatted the combat with his meter stick. "I have put several evil magic spells on my stick. It lets me defeat any laser."
"NOOOO!" screeched Vader like his son did during the arm-riddance saga.
"I hate to be a person to kill…" said Knuckles, gripping his karate belt and tightening it with all the power of senseis. "As you can see, I am benevolent and truthful!"
Kelso nodded. He did a spindash and procured Pal from the doom of bald foot.
"Stupid idiot," said Baldi with his bad-speaking words that hurt feelings.
Vader saw an opening. He struck with his lightsaber and then kicked because that's how Darth Maul fights and his choreography is totes epic.
"My whole entire gut!" screamed Baldi as his gut was knocked off by the Sith kick. The gut fell upon the tainted soil and many beetles swarmed to it and consumed it with insect powers.
"Bah humbug!" growled Baldi in a very Christmas-hating manner. He used his stick to impale the beetles and then ate them like a kabob. He grew his gut back and was now even more powerful than ever before.
"Shoot! This man is a heinous crime-doer," said Jim, using his worm powers to dig holes like Team Rocket does.
"I won't fall into those holes, knave!" laughed Baldi and he slapped his gut onto Jim's face.
"Jim! NOOOO!" cried Knuckles, tearing his green socks off in rage.
"I am no more…" wept Jim. The gut enveloped him and turned him into a pink puddle.
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