Chapter Bonus Stage: Certified Brand Toast
"Only evil is a thing with flaws!" screeched Knuckles as he punched Baldi's fists.
Baldi smirked at the useless attempt of punching and backhanded the red echidna into oblivion.
"Ow!" Knuckles yelled as his arms hurt badly.
Baldi crossed his arms and powered up his rocket engines in his baldness.
"If only we were vampires…" said Vader, thinking of true morals and ethical refinancing strategies.
"Totally a thinking do," said Kelso. He ripped open a coconut and search for truth.
Pal looked at his failing friends and wept pupper tears. He wished goodness upon all.
Just then, the light from heaven opened up and a silver figure descended to the deforested hills.
"Bark?" asked Pal.
"I am your Fairy Godbro," said the dude. He used his magic wand and did magical powers to Pal's nose.
Pal howled and his mullet grew even bigger, the fire power of his awesome doggo energy was like a soda bottle with no bounds.
Vader's gasping life gasped at the dog. "That dog is making me gasp!"
"Awooo!" awoooed Pal. He got so much power overflowing that he looked like a mystic turkey. He suddenly got more fur and a strong set of muscles.
"Darn tootin'…" said Knuckles. "He is no vampire… He is a werewolf!"
"A wolf of were?" scoffed Baldi. "No matter! I will make him be a suffering deadman!" He bolted over to Pal and used his fists of evil angers.
Pal had the power of werewolf agility now. He was like Altered Beast with a side of Streets of Rage.
"Impossible!" cried Baldi as his punches were belittled by Pal's righteous mullet.
"Woof…" said Pal savagely as he kicked the two big fists and they exploded into popcorn fragments.
Baldi reeled back and screamed like a total dude with no hands now. "Ah! I am a dude with not a finger attached to me!"
"And now is the end of chaos and control!" seethed Kelso as he grit his teeth like an angry can of tomato soup. He rushed towards the stunned bad guy with the Meter Stick and sliced him in half.
Baldi screamed as he was of the defeated variety. He split in two and his halves melted into the soil, causing an explosion that radiated for aeons.
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