Chapter FREE: BLEATING SHEEP TOE
Charmy and Ray were not being an alive bunch. They were totally on the ground with aching owies. Banjo stood on the air with dangerous bear and bird energy. He used his fists to punch air like diamond deaths.
"If this was a Nuzlocke, my ears would itch wholeheartedly, bruh," said Charmy as he strained to stand. He felt the vibes of scarecrow tendencies in his antennae.
Ray sat up with aching as well. He had so much righteous anger against this vile perpetrator. "I cannot believe Banjo and Kazooie are an evil. We used to know each other so well back in da day…"
Charmy noticed the weeping eyeballs of Ray's flying squirrel ducts. He frowned and pulled a can of mayo out of his back pocket. "I know you totally wish I didn't do this…"
"Aye… but you did anyway, bro…" Ray shook his head.
"Bro, Ray and Charmy are totally getting creamed out there!" screeched Jet to his boi Metal.
Metal nodded and reloaded his rifle as the shots he shooted were all shot and missed by a nostril hair.
"Guh-huh, my dudes…" Banjo said in a dark tone of insane evil. He used his red feathers to do torpedo dives at his foes. Metal was struck with major ouchies and his head fell off.
"Metal Sonic! My brother!" cried Jet. He watched the head fall off like how Knuckles's did several chapters ago… But this time Jet saw it all firsthand and it made him angry and his beak did bird things.
"I am not okay…" Metal said sadly, examining his severed head. He wished for guidance from proper toothpicks. None came…
"Curses!" Ray growled. "With metal Sonic down, there is no guy with a rifle to stop Banjo from a long distance!"
Charmy groaned and scooped many spoonsful of mayo into his gullet. "This may require a sacrifice…" He turned to his squirrel rival. "Shall we do it, guy?"
Ray snarled. "This is unholy and unjust… but I see we must defeat this most vile evildoer…" He spat his dentures into his hand and handed them to the bee fellow.
Charmy accepted the dentures knowingly. "Let's kick booty like a pirate on treasure day, homes…"
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