Chapter Snowy Hills: Silly Rabbit
"So that is a gun?" said Banjo as he cocked his eyebrows of bear fates. He took the toenail clipper and inserted it into Kazooie's beak. The strong breegull mandibles crunched through the metal exterior like a diamond-crushing machine.
From the shattered toenail clipper, a new horror was birthed.
Banjo clutched the powerful new object in his clawed paw. "It is time to end this, my brothers…"
"That is the core and it tastes like applesauce," observed Ray Travolta. He looked down at his felled comrades. "If we can obtain that thing's true power, we might be able to bring Metal back to life!"
"Good luck, butthead!" snickered Banjo as he swallowed the core whole. His feet grew to the size of mountains and exploded like supernovas. The fury collided with Jet's sacred teeth and knocked them out.
"I must restore them to my beak!" Jet said with speaking issues due to tooth loss. He quickly ran to the nearest dentist and purchased some really rad dentures.
"These dentures allow strong faith in all hearts," said the hunky dentist with the abs of righteousness.
"Cool," said Jet. He ran back to the battle and smiled widely. The rays of Banjo's giant supernova feet bounced off his teeth and reflected back into the villainous one's eyes.
"Holy crud!" wailed the honey bear as his eyes were melted to nothingness. "Now I must use my secret eyes!"
Thus, two giant eyeballs crept out from Banjo's ear canals. They stared intently at Jet. "You are scum."
"Rebel scum," Jet said with a very strong tooth determination.
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