Chapter Crunch: Ab Defiance
"Six lightsabers are like five plus one, doofus!" laughed Banjo. "Look at my feet and see chaos!"
Charmy winced in pain at the foot sight, but he totally had to press on. This was a matter of pride-saving.
Don't do a regrettable action, brother… Ray Travolta wept internally. Jet placed a hand on the squirrel shoulder for reassuring grace.
Charmy flexed powerful dudeship and darted toward his opponent with many lightsaber thoughts. This was the best attack ever. It was so strong that several of the planets orbiting da world imploded because of it.
Banjo blocked more lightsaber strikes with his necklace. "Don't make me chortle, brain-not-haver!"
"I will destroy your idiocy, knave!" roared Charmy with antenna energy. He charged up radiating sunlight and shot lasers at the evil honey bear.
Banjo swallowed the sunlight and transmitted it to his supernova toes. "Now you have incurred a most deadly outcome!" laughed the villain. He shot the power right back at the bumbling bee boy.
The powerful hit hit Charmy powerfully. Charmy totally felt his entire world begin to crumble right before his nose.
No…
I've failed…
Why won't my bod move, bruh?
"Is this all?" Banjo sneered as he landed with a thud. "REALLY?"
Charmy coughed up many gallons of mayo and all his lightsabers faded away.
Why?
Why can't I be strong?
Stronger… than him…
Charmy could see a faint image of Ray in the back of his mind.
Curse you… you squirrel dude…
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