"Vhere are all zee children?" Fleur asked curtly as she sat down next to Bill.
"They're being served by the house elves in the playroom."
Hermione hmmphed and crossed her arms as everyone began passing around the food that had been waiting for them on the table.
"Hermione. Don't be stupid. You have to eat," Ron said as she passed a bowl to him without taking any herself.
"Not food prepared by house elves!"
"Hermione," Ava said exasperatedly, "why don't you have the dinner party next time and cook for fifty people on your own? You'll be begging to borrow a few of my elves."
"Oh stay out of this you slut!"
"You're just angry because I'm a better lay than you! Your own husband doesn't even enjoy having sex with you!"
"I don't blame him," Draco butted in. "We fucked once, back in the old school days. What was that, sixth year? Didn't we Mudblood? You weren't very good. Done in five minutes and a complete bore."
"Well your husband isn't exactly faithful either!" Hermione ignored Draco's statement completely.
"But at the end of the day he still comes home to my bed and still wants me! When was the last time yours wanted you? I mean, he comes to me at least once a week."
Hermione just glared maliciously at her.
"Tell me girl," Lucius said, "do you make money for having sex with all these men?"
"She's not a prostitute Father!" Draco defended. "I do, however, believe Ginny's job may have involved receiving payment for sex."
"I've got a fun game!" Ginny announced. "Let's see who can keep quiet the longest and whoever wins gets a cookie!"
"We're not children, Ginny," Percy said.
"You, my dear brother, do not get a cookie," Ginny drunkenly pointed, taking a sip from her goblet of wine.
The rest of the adults however seemed content to go along with Ginny's game and felt it best to keep their mouths shut while they finished their dinner. After dinner was finished and the plates were wiped clean, no doubt due to some magic of the house elves, as Hermione was quite discontent to point out, they all moved back into the living room for some more much needed drinks.