Chapter Fox: Ugly Eggplants
"Hashtag: Swag!" laughed a dude. Charmy ran up to him and kicked him in the face so hard that every single building in the city exploded.
"Boom!" said the explosion.
"Gnarly attitude!" said a guy on a surfboard.
"Do I have to ridicule your existence too?" seethed Charmy. "Do not tempt my wrath."
"CHARMY!" shouted a voice from above the tallest pine tree.
Charmy quickly bowed his head. "Master Toto!" he shouted with many beautiful words.
"Do no more violence to these surfing bros!" said Toto as he descended and placed his guitar into his own hands. He played that song about line-holding that everyone loved.
"Wow, now that we have heard your cool tunes, we will no longer be total jerks, bruh," said the leader of the surfer guys.
"That is truly righteous," said Toto. "Go and be peaceful for many years to come."
"Aye-aye, cap'n!" said all the surfers and they sprouted their surfboard wings and flew up to Bespin's famous Cloud City.
"Aren't they rad?" asked Toto to Charmy.
Charmy grunted and stood back up. "Master, with all due respect. This is the lame-o route and I wish you would let me use my powers for good."
Toto chuckled and brought a butterfly to his finger peacefully. "It is a true crime to be violent with no aim. Please, learn to resolve manners with grace instead of merciless rage…"
Charmy looked at a rotting apple on the shelf of one of the broken buildings. "Sometimes, I wish all things were evil so that I could be the purist thing ever."
"That is not a wise purpose to have," called another voice, swiftly approaching. A yellow squirrel with wings appeared over the horizon, holding a cabbage.
"I hate how you dishonour my striving soul, Ray…" Charmy growled.
"This is how righteousness is totally dude," said Toto. "You could learn a thing or two from your bro, young Charmy."
Charmy bit into Ray's cabbage and then made a very angry face. I will be better than this dumb flying rodent. My purpose in life is much greater and more holy than anything to ever exist.
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