"You sound so old, Ginny," Ava said.
"We are so old. Are you ready, Dean?" She asked as she stood from the table. Dean nodded and followed his wife's lead.
"Thanks for the evening," Dean half-heartedly said before exiting the room.
"Good night all," Ginny said with a wave before leaving as well.
"I think we best be off as well," Percy announced, speaking for him, Crabbe, and Goyle. The three all stood and said their goodbye's before disapparating right out of the room.
"Odd arrangement that lot's got going on there," Oliver commented with a shake of his head.
"Yes, very odd indeed," Lucius said curiously. "I think I'm going be leaving now." He stood up swiftly. "This was… lovely. Ava, Draco, I'll be seeing you both soon I expect." And with a swish of his cloak he seemingly disappeared into thin air.
Americus, Neville, their children, Charlie, Seamus, Oliver, and Cedric soon left as well after saying their thank yous and goodbye's, leaving only Harry, Aubrey, Draco, and Ava sitting in the room.
"Well, that was certainly an interesting night," Harry commented.
"Too right you are, Potter," Draco said conjuring two bottles of firewhiskey and handing one to Harry. Both took two long swigs.
"Did they just agree on something?" Ava asked.
"Get me a camera. We're never going to see this again."
"You know, I've realized something tonight, Potter," Draco said. "We're the same person."
"We are, aren't we?"
"Yes. Our wives are cheating on us with all the same men. Hell, we're some of those men. We've both got a great lot of kids, most of them aren't ours."
"Too right, Draco, too right."
"Well," Draco said raising his bottle in the air, "to being the same man in different hair." He and Harry clanked their bottles together before taking another long drink.
"Maybe you're not so bad, Malfoy."
"Maybe you're not so bad either, Potter."
"Oh, and now I know they've had too much to drink. I think that may be a sign to leave."
"Yes, I think that would be best right now. Shall we have afternoon tea tomorrow?"
"Surely. Assuming I can make it out of my bed."
"Yes, of course."
"Another toast, to our wives sleeping with all the same men."
"Here here!" They both took a swig of their bottles.
"And to sleeping with each other's wives!"
"Hell yes." Another swig.
"And to raising one another's children." Another clink of the bottles.
"And to your wife being the best fuck we've ever had!"
"Double here, here," Draco said and the two took a double swig. "Another toast Potter, to you having had another wonderful quidditch season!"
"And you being a wonderful minister of magic!" Harry added and the two clanked their bottles together again and taking another swig.
"And to having each other's children!"
"Here, here!" Another clink and drink.
"To how great our wives are in bed!" Clank.
"To my new best friend!" Harry said and they took yet another swig.
"Do you really mean that, Potter? I'm you're new best friend. I'm honored!" Draco said throwing his arm around Harry.
"I mean it, Draco! Can I call you Draco now?"
"Of course. And I'll call you Harry!"
"Here, here!" Harry said and the two clinked and drank again.
"It's too bad one of us isn't a woman. We could get together and it would probably be the best sex of our lives!"
"Too bad. Is there a charm to change that?"
"I don't think so." Both took another drink as they contemplated the impossible.
"Okay, boys," Ava said as she and Aubrey finally were able to contain their fits of giggles they had been having throughout Harry and Draco's toasting session. "I think you've had enough."
"I think we'd better be off. Come, Harry," Aubrey said standing and dragging her husband who seemed to keep continually banging his bottle of firewhiskey against Draco's now. "It's time to leave."
"Already?" He said. "Well, okay then. Good evening. Lovely dinner it was. We should do this more often."
"Come for dinner tomorrow night, Potter. It'll be fun," Draco said.
"And now we're leaving. Goodnight Ava, Draco," Aubrey said as she steered her drunken husband out of the room, and collected their children before shouting their destination into the fireplace and disappearing, leaving the house quiet.
"Well, I'm off to kiss the kids goodnight send them to bed and then head to bed myself. Are you coming?"
"I'll be there soon. Just want to finish off this bottle."
"Oh, no, no, no, Draco," Ava said taking the nearly empty bottle of fire whiskey out of her husbands hand. "You've had enough to drink for tonight." Draco looked at her with sad puppy dog eyes. "Trust me. You'll be regretting this all enough in the morning."
"Oh bugger. I'm coming, I guess."
The two readied all the children for sleep before tucking them into bed and saying goodnight and finally crashing, on top of their bed, fully clothed, and passing out.