Chapter Yucky: Lanky's Yo-yo
"So… his entourage?" asked the crimson cloak to his blue-cloaked counterpart.
"Aye. No more than mere children playing 'hero'," replied the blue cloak. "They shan't be a challenge worth the fearing."
The crimson one lowered his macrobinoculars and shook his head anxiously. "I hope you know what you're talking about this time," he said with the tone of respectable knowledge.
"This won't be a repeat of what happened on Coruscant…" sighed the blue fellow. He hopped up with excitement and slid down the sand dune towards the pond.
The crimson cloak was agitated, but followed his partner's lead via Segway scooter.
Meanwhile, Silver was focusing on a tree that looked like Gandalf. He was so mad about fathers and wished Father's Day was destroyed forever.
"Dads are so stink!" he roared as he kicked the tree with his abs.
The tree fell and crashed onto a sad molehill, trapping the moles evermore. A deer got scared.
Silver shot the deer a look of angry hedgehog life and the deer instantly died.
"So, this is today's breakfast? We are eating venison?" said Silver as he reached for the dead deer. "This blessing is cruel because I totally hate my dad."
Silver remember Toto's wise words just then…
"A dad is a guy who weds your mother…"
Silver smirked at the thought. "I guess we are all just abominations in our own special way…" He then walked back to camp with reassuring emotions now returned to his precious skull.
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