Chapter Sid Ran: Robert Punches Raymond
"What are these dudes, Toto?" asked Silver to the guitar legend.
Toto prepared to strum sick beats. "These are the DOOMERS and there are two of them here."
Silver counted smartly. "1… 2…"
"Princes kneel before you!" snickered the blue cloak as he spun his chainsaw katana like a doctor.
"That's what I said now…" said the crimson cloak.
"Dang all butts to toading graves…" muttered Silver. "I read about DOOMERS in an old science textbook back in uni."
Toto nodded and flicked his guitar pick over the strings like some insane magic. The soundwaves transformed into two electric warriors with horns and scythes.
"I thought I recognised you…" said the crimson cloak. "This is the power of the legendary Toto, no doubt."
"Yes, I am he," said Toto through the teeth of true grit.
"Toto? THE Master Toto?" said the blue cloak in surprised shock and stunning realisation. "I thought that dude was dead!"
"I faked my own death during the Kessel Run with Han Solo and Chewbacca," explained Toto to everyone.
"You are a liar?" asked Silver.
Toto sighed. "Sometimes lying is a good thing."
Toto was so epically wise.
"Never mind this malarky of survival!" growled the blue cloak. "Let's fight and kill with steezy glory!"
Everyone got into their rockin' battle stances.
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