Chapter Wilhelm: Old Laundry
A man with a balding head ran through the forest with his shoes lookin' downright spiffy themselves. A summon has occurred! I must quell this madness before the demise of all!
"We must hasten before the death of all peace is realised!" cried the bald man's even balder partner. The duo did running feet as fast as their abilities would allow.
There was true fear abrewing…
Meanwhile, Silver and the crimson cloak stood tall on their beasts and were looking into each other's eyeballs with no love, but instead… anger and bitterness.
Toto almost felt like crying because he knew these hearts were quite sour.
"And I thought I was the fancy son…" snickered the blue cloaked DOOMER. He eyed the beasts and revved up his chainsaws.
Toto played his guitar more soothingly and two more shadow warriors were born from his sick vibes.
The blue cloak humphed like an angry wizard of ill will for lentil crops. "You are an old slob when it comes to heroism, knave. Let me show you why the rich evils triumph over the glorious good!" He charged at Toto and hit with amazing strength at the guitar.
The guitar burst into two.
"Dartmouth!" cried Toto. He could sense the righteous power leaking out from the guitar's wholesome image. The shadow warriors were reduced to nothingness like a cow banned from all milk markets.
"Game over, scrub!" roared the blue cloak as he swept the leg like a karate kid and felled the legendary music man.
Toto fell on his bumbum and began to weep for his pains. This was the most ouch he had ever felt in his life; it broke his heart like a semicolon in this sentence.
"TOTO!" cried Silver.
"Eyes up here, cur!" called his crimson cloaked opponent. "Your friend is doomed because we are DOOMERS. We will defeat you and the rings will be ours!"
"Why? Do you need a chicky-babe?" Silver shooted angrily like a shouting gun.
The crimson cloak was very angst-ridden by such abbed hedgehog assumptions. He stomped on his crane's nose and the giant bird roared with fury and charged at Silver and his whale pal.
This was gonna be a thrilling session of might and abs!
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