Chapter Ewe: Geo
Silver noticed his heroic friends saving Toto's life like awesome dudes. "Heh, what awesome dudes!" said the studmeister.
"You are still such an abomination! I must destroy your credibility!" said the crimson cloak as his crane locked its deadly horns with Silver's whale's blade.
"You are quite strong, but I am a whale and whales are big and blue!" said the whale in its Welsh accent.
"But they're kind of fat," said the crimson cloak. He then commanded the crane to pierce the blubbery beast with its taloned tails with toxic tips.
The whale roared in pain as the poison entered its bloodstream. The whale turned from beautiful blue to sickly green and then to purple and then orange and then purple again and then it died.
"You killed my whale!" wailed Silver. His eyes streamed the manliest tears ever. He used his abs to wipe off the residue.
"Now you are powerless against my crane of horrors," said the crimson DOOMER.
"I won't let you win!" shouted Silver. He reached into his pocket, took out a rifle and placed his abs inside it. Once he pulled the trigger, the DOOMER was hit hard in the face with the true glory of wicked abs!
"NOOOOOOO!" screamed the crimson DOOMER as he fell off of his crane and landed on the ground with a thud.
THUD!
"My bones are not broken because I have an impressive resistance to falls!" said the crimson one.
Silver jumped off of his dead whale and kicked the evil crane in the face with his steel-toe boot. The big bird's beak was dislodged and fell into a nearby ocean. It was just like when he brutally smacked Mighty's jaw into the pond.
"Curse you, Silver," said the crimson cloak.
Silver landed in front of his foe. He put his rifle back in his pocket because he knew he could not fire it again until next week.
"Now speak and tell me why you know me and what you want with me and the rings for my Blazy chicky-babe!" said Silver, pointing his finger like an intimidating McDonald's drive-thru.
The crimson cloak chuckled. "You will receive all your answers… once we have what we desire…"
SHING!
Silver gasped and looked down. He saw the blue DOOMER's chainsaw blade in his abs. They sliced downwards and his abs fell off.
"NO!" cried Silver.
The blue cloaked fiend snickered and seized the abs. "It is finished…"
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