Chapter Halibut: Iris
"We are too late!" cried the balding man. "I just sensed the teleportation bagel!"
"Dang, dude!" said his balder teammate. "We have no hope of finding them now."
The bald man sat on a nice rock and thought emotionally. We must find them soon or all hope is lost… This universe is colliding with the misfortunes of an even greater evil than we first feared…
Meanwhile, at Blaze's house…
Jet was sitting with Ray and thinking about Sonic's sleeping life. He snored like a blue hedgehog.
"I am sad because of Charmy's death…" said Ray.
"Me too. But I miss my bro Metal Sonic more…" said Jet. He ate some celery and kind of cried, but not too much.
As Sonic snored, it annoyed Ray's holy ears. "But we will find a way to revive them. They are not dead forever," said the wise squirrel with flight powers.
Jet was shocked by the bold statement and also by Ray's neat abs. "How be they not deadmen?"
"Simple… Charmy and Banjo went to the Spirit Realm via the Wuxi Finger Hold. It's in Kung-Fu Panda so you should know that, idiot-dunce."
Boy, did Jet feel like a serious idiot-dunce.
Ray raised an important finger to position his topic effectively. "Also, Metal Sonic is not really dead because he's actually a robot. If he is rebuilt, he'll come back to life instantly."
"That's hot!" said Jet happily. He looked at Metal Sonic's broken robot body that was inside a box. He patted it on the head like a true bro. "We are gonna save so many lives!"
"Not so fast…" said Ray. "I ain't doing nothin'!" He paced the floor eagerly. "I cannot desecrate my holy vows any longer. My actions lately have been very unrighteous and downright rude to my spirituality principles. I will not revive the dead, for such a dishonour is more sinful than a counterfeit lozenge."
Jet frowned in a sad, understanding way. He nodded and put some celery into Ray's pocket. "Then, you should go back to your duty and leave this dangerous quest to me."
Ray was greatly saddened. "I'd wish you the best of luck, but superstition is also a taboo topic IMHO."
"Aye, Mr. Senor Ray-san," said Jet. He stuffed some ranch dip into Ray's other pocket. "You're a really cool dude, so be good at your life from now on."
Ray smiled and began eating the celery and ranch all the way home.
Jet sat back in his chair and thought all about the newest journey of his life. "All by myself… I must revive my fallen allies…"
"Why by yourself, birdy boyo?" asked a familiar voice.
Jet turned around and was utterly stunned to find out who was speaking to him.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
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