Chapter Gravity: Gravy
Sonic had feet and it was cool. It was even cooler to have awake feet tho.
"SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" cried Jet. He ran up to the blue one and laid his pinky fingers on the tips of his boots in respect.
Sonic chuckled unlike Knuckles. "Now you are in my presence when I no longer clock z's!" said he.
Jet thought deeply about how cool Sonic's awakening was. It was noteworthy for being a journalism piece. He then decided this was the best thing to do.
And so, Jet drove Sonic on his Extreme Gear to the Daily Bugle where they met J. Jonah Jameson.
"I will not publish stories unless they are comprised of Spiderman!" said the grumpy dude.
Sonic and Jet looked at each other sadly and ran out of the building in tears.
Jet screamed when he saw JJJ's car. "We should steal his car and then we will be even with that despicable tightwad!"
Sonic shook his big head intelligently. "If we do that, we are surely villains."
So, they didn't.
Then Sonic got a lightbulb upon his spined head.
"Let us revive your friends Metal Sonic and Charmy!" said the blue dude with maximum 'tude.
"!" Jet exclaimed with a cool essence.
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