Chapter Gordo: Noggindrill
Blaze was carrying her UPS package of companions across the land, searching far and wide.
"Can you see any rings?" asked Tanaka, peering out of the box. He, Chris, Captain Falcon, and the three SLJ Bros all had telescopes and were peering with excellence.
Everyone was sad because they could only see Blaze's owned rings. There were no new ones in sight.
"Why is this important?" asked Blaze to the squad. "After all, I look gorgeous with my rings, but I don't think I need any more. I am not Thomas Brady!"
Chris wept a little because he thought Football was a violent sport, unlike Baseball. He then remembered the Diamond Stadium and when everyone worked together to win the Chaos Emerald from Eggman. Eggman did betray them though and he STOLE the Chaos Emerald very unfairly like a cheap idiot man.
Tanaka whipped out a hardware catalog and perused the hammers. "Maybe we need to build a mechanism to capture the rings more easily…" He placed several studying fingers onto the wrenches too.
"Do you mean to get the rings to come to us?" asked Nick Fury.
Tanaka nodded at the statement. He then ordered every hammer and wrench in the catalog, even the monkey wrench. Another UPS package arrived very shortly due to their impressive shipping rates.
Blaze opened the box with her fire.
"HYES!" Captain Falcon shouted as he took all the new tools and placed them into Chris's powerful tear ducts. Chris then slammed the ground with the hammers and did monkey screeches with the wrenches. He did well, so a very impressive house was built instantly. The house had a neon sign that said "PUT RINGS INSIDE!"
Blaze thought about how this was like Minecraft. "I feel like Steve and that is very good and hot…"
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