Chapter Wilt: Whelp

Mighty, Vector, Omega, and Toto walked with plodding feet until they saw an attractive neon sign in the distance.

They noticed that the sign was pointing to a ring-exchange and that hinted at guitar repairs. Thusly, the gang sped off to get the necessary reparations.

Toto slammed his broken guitar on the front desk and shot tears out of his eyes. He hoped that the clerk would realise that he was an extremely sad individual and decide he was worthy for free service.

The plan worked and not a single dollar was exited from Toto's gold-encrusted billfold.

Omega thought this was stupid however. "As a robot, I find emotions cheap and unneeded, like the tonsils of mortal throats."

Mighty nodded in a disagreeing manner. "You just don't understand what makes stuff like love and happiness epic, dude."

Toto looked at his guitar, whole with a bandage and a smiling face. He strummed it and a sweet sound came out. Now he could bless the rains once more.

"Bonza, my guy," said Vector. Then he thought again about his parental issues. "What do we do about Squilliam?"

As the crew went outside, they were ambushed by three people who all looked rather similar.

"We are the SLJ Bros!" said the first. "I am called Nick Fury. These are my cohorts Frozone and Mace Windu."

The other two did peace signs because they were much cooler than the SLJ leader.

"Buttz…" Toto cursed. "I never watched any of your movies, bros…"

The SLJ Bros. were pretty offended to hear this. They took out their weapons and readied to attack the irresponsible villains.

"Crikey Cow!" Vector shouted, getting his Monado out into the "really feeling it" position.

Mighty got his bow ready, Omega locked and loaded, and Toto placed his fingers on the strings of his sick guitar.

"HALT IDIOTS!" cried Blaze from atop the rooftop. She jumped down to the downwards area in front of the dueling factions.

"Ah, it is Blaze!" said Mighty. He ran up to this lady and schmoocha'd her on the lips.

Blaze was gladdened by the armadillo affection. "I see you are even hunkier than before. How goes the ring quest?"

Vector was confused. Why is Mighty kissin' the great Silver's chicky-babe? He thought, but then ignored it because there were more important Q's to A.

Like…

Why did Blaze have three rings?

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