Chapter Chi Strike: Al's Toy Barn
"What a magnificent jewel!" said Arle slimily. "Give it here or death shall be your current destiny."
"No," spoke Toto's wise voice. He looked at Omega and Mighty. Then he looked at Blaze and Mace Windu. "This is a challenge between our ultimate factions…"
"A challenge?" asked Mace. "We have not the time."
"This challenge is justified," said Toto. "I am a man of music and life is a world of music. We should do a jammin' challenge and kick the big booty into high gear."
Carbuncle stroked its impressive beard. "Gu-gu…" it sighed with keen interest.
"Carby, you are buying this stupid nonsense?" Arle growled at her hulking golden companion.
"Gu-gu…" explained Carbuncle.
"Exactly," affirmed Toto. "We will fight for the ownership of this prize in my hand. This red emerald is one of the strongest Chaos Emeralds because it is red and red is a symbol of strong muscles because blood is red and hearts are red and cars are red."
Everyone nodded.
Vector was unhappy with this statement. "But we haven't the time to win prizes now that Silver is in danger! And look at Omega! Without four dudes, we cannot ride our bobsled!"
"I know Vector," said Toto. "But I foresee that this may be our only way to stop the strife in this zone."
Toto and Arle looked at each other with strong determination.
"Okay, I will crush you in a competition," said Arle, flexing her fingers until they made a snapping noise, signifying the explosions deep within her mage soul.
Blaze shook her head until it felt like it was gonna fall off like Omega's dumb noggin. "I do not wish to brawl for dumb goals. I just want rings."
I know she does and that's why I gotta do this, Toto thought in his wise brain. I need to save her brain from being corrupted by the rings. Three is too much for her benevolent soul to handle.
Deep down, Toto knew about Silver and Mighty's engagements to the same woman. He had to stop Blaze before she made the biggest, ugliest, non-ab-delicious mistake of her feline life!
New Continue?