Chapter 20: 20
"String cheeses!" Mighty cursed. "That's the idiot who hit my Lambo last Tuesday!"
"Dang dude," said Vector, his crocodile teeth unhappy at best. "What we gonna do about his tyrannical rage?"
"I know, he just challenged Blaze," said Squidward, turning to Frasier. "But she is no match. Shaggy has just ingested two rings."
The swallowed rings suddenly reappeared on both of Shaggy's awesome pinkies. "Like, your funeral, feline!"
Blaze activated her fireballs and shot them with shooty anger at Shaggy. Shaggy dodged with the power of his green shirt and then took out a sword made of pure zoink-energy.
"Zoink-energy…" seethed Toto. "It is so powerful, it can cut through adamantium with virtually no resistance!"
"How does one obtain such power?" Eggman questioned.
Toto shot the fatso a deadly glare. "You do not talk to us, obese evil one," said the four-armed warrior. "Y'all are still our biggest enemy in this here contest."
Eggman frowned; his feelings were severely hurt when he heard Toto's scathing remarks alluding to his weight. It isn't my fault… I have an issue with my metabolism. It runs in the Robotnik family…
"YO DOC!" cried a voice from above. It was Bokkun: the newly abbed version. He dropped down and bowed to his father-figured father figure.
"Why is that nerd here?" growled Knuckles.
Bokkun unhinged his bolted jaw and pulled a kalimba out from his gullet. It was still damp from his esophageal oil.
Eggman took of the kalimba and unlocked its enigmatic inner machinations with his trusty screwdriver.
"What the barnacle is that?" cried Squidward.
"It might be our only chance to beat Shaggy and resume the Battle of the Bands…" said Eggman as he reached deep into the kalimba and extracted its musical essence.
"The Spirit of Music!" gasped Toto. "Where in the universe did you find it!"
Eggman sneered. "I have my ways…" Just then, Eggman stepped into the fray. Everyone was stunned by the fatness about to take place: a three-way brawl for five sacred rings of power!
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