Chapter Butterbean: Lucario's Hula Lesson
The stadium was no more. Blaze and Shaggy's nuclear chaos had reduced the entire event to shambles. Everyone in the seats were now skeletons. They were still alive though because the powers of fire and zoink-energy could not kill mortals when they fused. This was the same material mixture Monados were said to be made of.
The 39,997 skeletons looked at one another in shock and wondered who had truly emerged victorious.
Mighty and the other competitors shielded their eyes from the heinous dust. Thanks to their coolness factor and delicious ab-culture, none of them had been turned into skelly-mans.
"Snap, crackle, pop…" Vector sighed in horror. "What power do these rings possess?"
"Great powers indeed," said Toto. "It is no wonder that the DOOMERS and Arle would be so drawn to their epicness."
"Trudat," said Omega the head.
"Hey! What happened to Dr. Eggman?" gasped Decoe to Bocoe.
Bokkun used his abs to scan the wreckage of the stadium. All he could find was the judge skelly-mans on their CELLULAR DEVICES ordering new skins from the Fortnite shop because they were the richest folks around.
However, the doctor was nowhere to be found.
"Was he swallowed up by the big blast?" asked Squidward.
"Impossible," said Frasier. "This was all planned…"
Toto's eyes widened like grapefruits. "The Spirit of Music!" He whipped around and faced everyone. "HIT THE DECK!"
But before anyone could duck, the damage had already been dealt. There was a huge explosive display of pure manly madness before them and it was getting eggy.
* E. G. G. M. A. N. starts playing *
"Oohoohoohoo-uh yeah!"
Out from the fearsome fog, a new entity emerged. His jawline was fierce and his musculature was even deadlier than eleven great white sharks piled up in a forklift.
The terrible creature emerged from the smoke and sneered with all the elegant evil of a thousand dead cabbages.
"What is that thing?" gasped Bokkun. He knew the truth, but even he was too afraid to admit it.
The newcomer was none other than Eggman, but beyond buff, beyond tough, and looking to bring on some serious stuff.
"At last, my conquest succeeds," Eggman gleamed with excited hisses.
"Eggman…" growled Omega the head. "He must be stopped!"
"No…" Toto whimpered. The warrior of classic melodies dropped to his knees. "It's over… for all of us! Look at his left hand, you fool!"
Everyone affixed their eyes on Eggman's left hand. Indeed, it was a horrible sight to all…
Each finger donned a ring.
Eggman had become unstoppable.
The indestructible titan.
Eggtitan.
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