Chapter Juan: Quarter Pounder
"Dude, the Doctor is so jacked!" said Decoe with glee. He and Bocoe danced.
Bokkun had some tears sliding down like pure emotion. "This is truly the greatest father to ever live…"
Eggtitan loped over to his three robots. He patted their heads as his eyes glinted with victory. "My sons, now the empire truly flourishes. The lands of those wealthy with benevolence shall crumble as our shackles have been banished to the recesses of peace."
Bocoe eyed Eggtitan's five rings. "How far will these perfect ornaments take you, Doctor?"
"Have you little faith in my gorgeous evolution?" Eggtitan chuckled as he bent down and picked up Bocoe, placing him on his right shoulder. He did the same to Decoe, but by placing him atop his left.
"What about me?" asked Bokkun. "May I sit in your coat pocket?"
"Nay," said Eggtitan, ripping his red scientific jacket clean off and baring his mighty abs to the universe; they sparkled like the foundation of a new library filled with interesting books about wine and cheese. "Bokkun, you have hot abs just like me. So instead, you and I will fly with our major cool swagger. It's totes the hip thing to do these days, amiright?"
"EGGMAN!" shouted Mighty, aiming his arrow at the fearsome ab revelation.
"My name is Eggtitan…" the brute seethed, starting to get annoyed with commoner insolence.
"Whoever you are… You're goin' down!" roared Vector, brandishing his Monado furiously. "We are many heroes who hate evil!"
Eggtitan scoffed and turned up the dial on his radical abs. The blinding force struck the heroes dead-on. They all tumbled to the ground as they felt the sweltering madness overcome them.
"That's what I thought…" Eggtitan smirked, pulling a slick pair of shades from his shoe's secret slot. Dropping them on over his other glasses, he stared up at the sky, the sun itself in his vision. "I'm gonna beat that guy up."
"NO!" Toto screamed, sensing the evils from all angles.
"Yes," said Eggtitan, his powerful fist clenched with determination. "I will kill the sun."
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