Chapter Bony: Pony Pony
"What does the hedgehog speak?" asked Decoe to Bocoe.
"I do not understand completely, yet I believe it has something to do with his slumber," replied the silver-plated brother.
"Indeed," said Eggtitan, eyeing his blue rival with a mixture of anger and keen excitement. "Sonic delved into every dimension via the ethereal dream world connecting all multiverses. Thusly, he conceived each reality's version of himself and sewed them into the very soul before us now. He has become an infinite being."
"Trudat, but I'm still swag as mad crab!" Sonic giggled with his signature finger waggle.
"No matter," Eggtitan sighed. "Though he is infinite, I too am infinite; maybe even more so than he…"
"Let the judgment commence, fatboy!" Sonic smirkly snarled. He then did the Spin Dash with the utmost excellence and drove into Eggtitan's gut.
Eggtitan's intestines were disrupted and they started to fly out of his mouth. He tied the ends together just in time and lassoed Sonic with them, then swung him around until he struck a mountain.
KABOOM!
The mountain exploded and all of its inner volcanic energy spewed forth from the top, caking the nearby country of Italy with a thick non-marinara coating.
Mario and Luigi looked up at the deadly wave of magmatic destruction. They held noses and awaited their demise.
"NEVER!" cried a voice. All of a sudden, a shining blue blade swung in front of the plumber bros and destroyed the lava. Mario and Luigi looked up to see a swordsman crocodile in sick black jeans.
"Nice work, Vex!" shouted Mighty as he and the rest of the boys arrived via the SHIELD helicopter.
"This is madness… the fight has already begun…" said Toto, his heart racing like a greyhound in peril.
"Only Sonic can save us now that Silver and his abs are gone," said Chris tearfully.
Tanaka nodded and opened up the helicopter's hatch. "We need to get down there and save the civilians from Eggman's wrath!"
"Aye-aye!" shouted the SLJ Bros as they put on their parachutes and jumped down to Italy.
Blaze pressed her hands against the windshield. "I can control the flames from here with my adept pyrokinesis. You fellows must do the justice down below."
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