Chapter Ache: Malevolent Twins
Eggtitan pulled out a miniaturized planet from his coat pocket. He had gotten it from Vector from Despicable Me back in uni. He then shoved the planet into Sonic's open maw and made him chew it until his teeth shattered.
"I guess you don't like jawbreakers, eh my rival?" Eggtitan sneered.
Sonic's teeth reformed thanks to his extra-dimensional abilities. They were sharp like sharks. "Guess you don't like lawbreakers, eh my rival?" Sonic then chomped down on Eggtitan's leg and blood shot forth and sprayed into a building.
The hydraulic pressure of the blood was so great, that the building was torn in half. As the top half went flying, it slammed into the SHIELD helicopter.
"We're going down!" Mighty shouted from the controls. He quickly grabbed his bow and arrows and snagged Blaze from the window. He and the rest of the passengers then did a really radical jump into the air right before the helicopter exploded into millions of tiny flaming bits.
Everyone landed with righteous style.
"Heh, I've always wanted to visit Italy…" Knuckles chuckled. "Too bad it had to be during all this…"
"We gotta vacate the innocents!" said Vader, drawing his saber. He then felt stunned and remembered his vow. He deactivated the laser sword and returned it to its holster.
Everyone was kind of shocked to see Vader's mood change so abruptly. However, they had little time to focus on that because another bloody blast shot past them and struck the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
"Dartmouth!" screeched Mighty. "We need to save the people!"
"Do ya, armadillo?" said a voice.
Every turned and gasped.
It was Dale Gribble in the flesh…
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