Chapter Fern: Ankle In
"Bruh, I told you I would build you a new special eyeball, but you were unrighteously impatient!" growled Nelson. He and Dale were at Oogway's funeral. Mumbo Jumbo, General Dude, Mr. Resetti, and Lt. Dan were all at the funeral too, weeping for the fallen inspiration (nobody knew where Crash was even though he was invited ten times).
Dale was really sad, but kept smiling because his apparatus prevented all forms of frowning. He wanted to frown though. Why did he have to be such a no-brain and accidentally kill his beloved mentor?
Nelson stepped up to the tombstone and sang some Billy Idol tunes. Then he bowed and took out a remote. He pressed the button on the remote and the mountain behind them exploded, revealing a gigantic beautiful statue of Oogway holding up a peach.
"Dale, what would you like to say?" asked Nelson begrudgingly.
Dale walked up to the tombstone and placed his lips on it. "I'm so sorry, Master… I am a failure who only belongs to the sadness of this despicable world…"
Later that night, Nelson and Dale were in their hotel, thinking about Oogway's passing.
"He trained us so thoroughly and now he is gone…" Nelson wept. "Why did you do this?"
Dale's tears were going nuts, soaking his shoes. "I thought I was the best student, but maybe it was really you, Nelson…"
"No kidding, idiot-head…" Nelson huffed. He then got a call on his CELLULAR DEVICE. He answered it. "Holy cattle!"
"What is it?" asked Dale, alarmed.
"Bruh, my wife just had the bab! We are naming him Christopher!"
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