Chapter Ned: Ted
Nelson walked to his helicopter and saluted to Dale. "Even though you did a great offense to our entire ideology of balance and righteousness… We are still brothers in spirit and that shan't ever be quelled."
Dale saluted back. "I wish you luck on fatherhood, Nelson… It was really tough when I had to put Joseph through college."
"My son isn't going to college," said Nelson. "He is getting married and then becoming a plumber."
"Cool, but don't let him drink too much calzone fluids. I hear those are detrimental to youngsters these days."
"Aye, but he will wear a special shirt that is red and white and yellow and black. And then he will eat many granolas."
"Be sure that the granola is purified first."
"I will, Dale. I will…"
And so, Nelson flew away and Dale was once again all alone.
"Wait… he still did not give me a new eyeball!" Dale was so mad about this. He got so mad that his smile-forever apparatus started to shift wildly until…
KA-KLANG!
The apparatus shattered…
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