Chapter Beet: Wheat
"Nelson, I heard you have a kiddo now. What does he do?" asked one of Nelson's many employees.
Nelson chuckled. "He is but a wee bab. He doesn't do much aside from cry, but he will learn arithmetic very soon…"
The employee grabbed Nelson by the chin and slammed him into a wall. "I want to take over this company because you did not give me a promotion last Thursday."
"Oh no!" Nelson gasped. Just then, the employee drew his katana and slashed Nelson across the chest. Almost all of Nelson's organs fell out… but not the vital ones.
"HOW?" cried the evil employee.
Nelson laughed. "You see, this is because I learnt Flamingo Style from Master Oogway. I was able to shift the placement of my organs to a place where they would not be obstructed by katanas. It's literally the oldest trick in the dang book, homes."
The villain dropped his katana and whimpered for mercy.
"Nah, no mercy, cretin. You are fired!" said Nelson. He then picked up the katana and used it like a needle, sewing up both his chest wound and his expensive tuxedo from Primark.
"Nice going on teaching that buffoon who's boss, Nelson!" said another employee, his name was Edward.
"It's pretty cool, huh?" said Nelson. "I am a master of both finances and martial arts!"
Edward bowed to Nelson. "Can you be my master and teach me the ways of your success?"
Nelson patted the man's head. "Yes, but you gotta get more buff. Go to the gym and create some worthy abs for your figure."
Edward smiled and ran to the company gym. "I want to be the very best like no one ever was!"
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